Cowork­er #1: I would have been up all night with my shot­gun.
Cowork­er #2: Why? The cops al­ready had the per­pe­tra­tor.
Cowork­er #1: What­ev­er, you’re just say­ing that be­cause he was black… oth­er­wise he would have just been a sus­pect.
Cowork­er #2: Um­mm, the guy was white. I nev­er said he was black. All I said was he was­n’t wear­ing shoes.

Pa­cif­ic Dri­ve
Lex­ing­ton Park, Mary­land

Over­heard by: Per­pe­tra­tors