Archive for the ‘Words’ Category

12PM Up­date Re­sume

Work­er #1: Man, I’m hav­ing a hard time since I’ve had to write about me. Do you have any sug­ges­tions?
Work­er #2: I don’t know. It’s been a long time since I’ve had to sell my­self.

900 Wash­ing­ton Av­enue
Wa­co, Texas

Thank God the Week­end’s Fi­nal­ly Here

Co-work­er #1: Have you ever been to Greece?
Co-work­er #2: Yup.
Co-work­er #1: Did you go see ru­ins of Pan­theos?
Co-work­er #2: You mean, “the Parthenon?”
Co-work­er #1: Yeah, that’s it! Aw man, to­day I’ve got…what’s that called?
Co-work­er #2: Stu­pid?
Co-work­er #1: Ha, ha. Very fun­ny. No…oh! Mind dyslex­ia!
Co-work­er #2: As op­posed to body dyslex­ia?

216 W. Jack­son Boule­vard
Chica­go, Illi­nois