Boss on cell: Is T&A an option? Uh… No, I meant “time and expense.” Is T&E an option? New York City, New York Overheard by: It's ALWAYS an option
Attorney #1: Does anyone know why I can’t access my computer’s S drive?
Attorney #2: Oh, I know the problem. It’s an operator error!
Attorney #1: What does that mean? Madera, California Overheard by: Shawn
Secretary, exasperated: Dennis's thing is just not fitting in my slot properly! Melville, New York
Peon: Rice belly would jiggle. Beer belly would, like, wobble hard.
King Street East
Canadia Overheard by: Thank you, sensei
Art director #1: I need a picture of a Doublemint gum wrapper.
Art director #2: Just Google it.
Art director #1: Oh, okay… Hey, they blocked Google!
Art director #2: They didn’t block Google! I use it 30 times a day!
Art director #1: G-O-G-G-L-E?
Art director #2: … That’s ‘goggle.’ 151 West 34th Street
New York, New York Overheard by: risdchic
Worker #1: How are you feeling? Coming down with anything?
Worker #2: No, but it seems like everyone else is.
Worker #1: If you get sick, I’m a doctor so I can take care of you.
I’ve got a BS, a CS and a DD. That’s a degree in Back Stabbing, Cork-Screwing, and Double-Dealing 2320 West Highway 76
Female sales rep, about customer: It's not for that douchebag.
Male manager: “Douchebag” is a term usually reserved for men. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Overheard by: Not a douchebag
Female office worker #1: I had a job stuffing envelopes and it destroyed my cuticles.
Female office worker #2: Yeah, I had one where I had to fold letters all day and I got a ton of paper cuts.
Only male in department: Oh, I have a story about a bloody hand job. Troy, New York Overheard by: Sneaker
Employee #1: What shavers do you use?
Employee #2: I use #1 on the face and #2 on my head
Employee #3: You take #1 to the face and #2 on the head? 251 Consumers Road
Woman carrying heavy files: I need to go down to the branch and drop this off.
Man: Hello–I can help you carry that.
Woman: Aww! You had me at “hello”!
Man: You had me at “go down”! Melville, New York