Archive for the ‘Wisconsin’ Category

Why I Have No Pictures on My Desk

Lackey: So that’s your wife, huh?
Suit: Yep.
Lackey: She’s a grade-school teacher?
Suit: Yes.
Lackey: She looks like that one that had sex with her thirteen-year-old student.

275 West Wisconsin Avenue
Milwaukee, Wisconsin

You Want a Bite?

Female coworker: Dude. What’s with the mutton chops?
Male coworker: Just keepin’ it awesome, babe.

Wausau, Wisconsin

10AM Check E‑mail

Project Manager: I can only imagine what has been coming in my box…My email box.

1137 North 26^th Street
Sheboygan, Wisconsion

Overheard by: Chris O’Brien

Actually, I’m More of a Cylon

Email: Let’s welcome Joe Smith to the company. He will report to Bill Scott.
Copywriter #1: I find it distressing when I don’t recognize the names of the supervisors. Are you sure Mr. Scott isn’t really a robot?
Copywriter #2: Mr. Scott has been with this organization for at least three years. He is not a robot…or if he is, they did a damn good job making him look human.
Copywriter #3: Sounds like something a fembot would say.

Wausau, Wisconsin

5PM Hell, Take All Weekend

Sales: [Diana] is freaking out. What should I tell her?
Consultant: Just tell her to chill.
Sales: Well, how long should I tell her to chill?
Consultant: Until the next episode.

2135 Rimrock Road
Madison, Wisconsin

But That’s Really More Like Young Adult Fiction

Cube dweller #1 (also a Pastor): I’ve always wanted to write a book and call it “Pratfalls in the Pulpit”.
Cube dweller #2: “Crap Falls in your Pocket?“
Cube dweller #1: Well, that’s appropriate, too.

Madison, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Tuna