Female coworker: Dude. What’s with the mutton chops?
Male coworker: Just keepin’ it awesome, babe.
Wausau, Wisconsin
Archive for the ‘Wisconsin’ Category
10AM Check E‑mail
Project Manager: I can only imagine what has been coming in my box…My email box.
1137 North 26th Street
Sheboygan, Wisconsion
Overheard by: Chris O’Brien
Actually, I’m More of a Cylon
Email: Let’s welcome Joe Smith to the company. He will report to Bill Scott.
Copywriter #1: I find it distressing when I don’t recognize the names of the supervisors. Are you sure Mr. Scott isn’t really a robot?
Copywriter #2: Mr. Scott has been with this organization for at least three years. He is not a robot…or if he is, they did a damn good job making him look human.
Copywriter #3: Sounds like something a fembot would say.
Wausau, Wisconsin
5PM Hell, Take All Weekend
Sales: [Diana] is freaking out. What should I tell her?
Consultant: Just tell her to chill.
Sales: Well, how long should I tell her to chill?
Consultant: Until the next episode.
2135 Rimrock Road
Madison, Wisconsin
But That’s Really More Like Young Adult Fiction
Cube dweller #1 (also a Pastor): I’ve always wanted to write a book and call it “Pratfalls in the Pulpit”.
Cube dweller #2: “Crap Falls in your Pocket?“
Cube dweller #1: Well, that’s appropriate, too.
Madison, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Tuna
He Doesn’t Dig Me, I’m Afraid
Suit to intern: Why don’t you have your boyfriend dig you out?
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Wisconsin Enters the Age Of Fire
Boss in meeting room: Enough of the dragon talk, gentlemen.
Madison, Wisconsin
Memo: Coed Naked Butter Wrestling No Longer Offered at Company Retreats
Heard in staff meeting: Grease up and let it slide off!
Support Building
Green Bay, Wisconsin
Overheard by: AMuseIng
2027: JetBlue Loses Brian’s Body
Defiant executive: I busted up a funeral procession on my way back from lunch. Can’t wait for that karma.
Wausau, Wisconsin
If I Didn’t Have a Window, We’d Probably All Need Gas Masks
Legal counsel: I normally just crack it when I’m expecting someone.
Madison, Wisconsin
