Memo: Co­ed Naked But­ter Wrestling No Longer Of­fered at Com­pa­ny Re­treats

Heard in staff meet­ing: Grease up and let it slide off!

Sup­port Build­ing
Green Bay, Wis­con­sin

Over­heard by: AMu­se­Ing

2027: Jet­Blue Los­es Bri­an’s Body

De­fi­ant ex­ec­u­tive: I bust­ed up a fu­ner­al pro­ces­sion on my way back from lunch. Can’t wait for that kar­ma.

Wausau, Wis­con­sin

If I Did­n’t Have a Win­dow, We’d Prob­a­bly All Need Gas Masks

Le­gal coun­sel: I nor­mal­ly just crack it when I’m ex­pect­ing some­one.

Madi­son, Wis­con­sin

Your Ed­i­tors Did­n’t Know, Ei­ther.

Proofer: Is “si­tus” the right word there? I’m not sure what that is.
Ac­tu­ary: Yes, I don’t know what that is ei­ther, but we’ve been us­ing it con­sis­tent­ly.

Mil­wau­kee, Wis­con­sin

Let’s Rub Ours To­geth­er and See If We Can Play “Mary Had a Lit­tle Lamb”

Cu­bi­cle dweller: Oh. So your nip­ples are squeaky too?

Cot­tage Grove, Wis­con­sin

1PM Lunch

Em­ploy­ee #1: Guess what I had for lunch?
Em­ploy­ee #2: Judg­ing from the shit-eat­ing grin on your face I’ll guess you tossed a sal­ad.

9200 West Wis­con­sin Av­enue
Mil­wau­kee, Wis­con­sin

But You Have to Promise to On­ly Use the Piz­za for Good

Woman: Can you put green pep­pers and mush­rooms on one half and pep­per­oni on the oth­er?
Piz­za Hut guy: Yes, we have the tech­nol­o­gy to do that.

Be­loit, Wis­con­sin

Over­heard by: Tru­ly amaz­ing

Which Is What Peo­ple Have Come to Ex­pect from “Toys R’ Butts”

Cowork­er #1: What is wrong with this web page?
Cowork­er #2: Noth­ing, it’s just ass and toys.

Green Bay, Wis­con­sin

11AM Check Email

Boss: He said he sent me an email via his Black­Ber­ry. It must have end­ed up in some pi­geon’s stom­ach.

2929 North May­fair Road
Mil­wau­kee, Wis­con­sin

11AM Re­turn Calls to Clients

Co-work­er on phone: Uh yes, this is [Brett My­ers} with the Mort­gage Com­pa­ny. It’s Wednes­day, 10:30 AM…I’m sor­ry! It’s just that…well, you sound­ed like a voice­mail voice.

1350 Dem­ing Way
Mid­dle­ton, Wis­con­sin