Employee #1: Guess what I had for lunch?
Employee #2: Judging from the shit-eating grin on your face I’ll guess you tossed a salad.
9200 West Wisconsin Avenue
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Archive for the ‘Wisconsin’ Category
But You Have to Promise to Only Use the Pizza for Good
Woman: Can you put green peppers and mushrooms on one half and pepperoni on the other?
Pizza Hut guy: Yes, we have the technology to do that.
Beloit, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Truly amazing
Which Is What People Have Come to Expect from “Toys R’ Butts”
Coworker #1: What is wrong with this web page?
Coworker #2: Nothing, it’s just ass and toys.
Green Bay, Wisconsin
11AM Check Email
Boss: He said he sent me an email via his BlackBerry. It must have ended up in some pigeon’s stomach.
2929 North Mayfair Road
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
11AM Return Calls to Clients
Co-worker on phone: Uh yes, this is [Brett Myers} with the Mortgage Company. It’s Wednesday, 10:30 AM…I’m sorry! It’s just that…well, you sounded like a voicemail voice.
1350 Deming Way
Middleton, Wisconsin
12PM Order 10 More “Gigabytes” (?)
Boss: Do you know where the gigabytes are? I need some more for my computer.
Employee #1: What are you talking about?
Boss: Are they in the closet?
He goes looking in the closet for about five minutes.
Boss: Seriously, do you know where more gigabytes are?
Employee #2: Maybe they’re in your pants.
N59W14909 Bobolink Avenue
Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin
Overheard by: LeeAnn Michaud
And Die?
Office peon, brightly: Well, you’re never too old to stop learning!
Madison, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Think I’ll Do That
Hence the Red Sprinkles
Coworker, about truffles for office-sponsored fundraiser: Okay then, so we’ll have truffles rolled in espresso, red sprinkles and peanuts…wait, did we scratch the nuts?
Rice Lake, Wisconsin
10AM Non-Interrogation
Tech: Is this some sort of interrogation?
Supervisor: Ah…yeah…we’re not cops, so, obviously not.
19555 West Bluemound Road
Waukesha, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Mike
My Stretch Goal Is to Make It to Work on Time
Worker bee: There was an employee fitness challenge here today. Hilarity ensued.
Less productive bee: I imagine it would anytime you throw ’employee’ and ‘challenge’ together in one sentence.
Wausau, Wisconsin
