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1PM Lunch

Em­ploy­ee #1: Guess what I had for lunch?
Em­ploy­ee #2: Judg­ing from the shit-eat­ing grin on your face I’ll guess you tossed a sal­ad.

9200 West Wis­con­sin Av­enue
Mil­wau­kee, Wis­con­sin

12PM Or­der 10 More “Gi­ga­bytes” (?)

Boss: Do you know where the gi­ga­bytes are? I need some more for my com­put­er.
Em­ploy­ee #1: What are you talk­ing about?
Boss: Are they in the clos­et?

He goes look­ing in the clos­et for about five min­utes.

Boss: Se­ri­ous­ly, do you know where more gi­ga­bytes are?
Em­ploy­ee #2: Maybe they’re in your pants.

N59W14909 Bobolink Av­enue
Menomonee Falls, Wis­con­sin

Over­heard by: LeeAnn Michaud

And Die?

Of­fice pe­on, bright­ly: Well, you’re nev­er too old to stop learn­ing!

Madi­son, Wis­con­sin

Over­heard by: Think I’ll Do That