Archive for the ‘Wisconsin’ Category

Ac­tu­al­ly, I’m More of a Cy­lon

Email: Let’s wel­come Joe Smith to the com­pa­ny. He will re­port to Bill Scott.
Copy­writer #1: I find it dis­tress­ing when I don’t rec­og­nize the names of the su­per­vi­sors. Are you sure Mr. Scott is­n’t re­al­ly a ro­bot?
Copy­writer #2: Mr. Scott has been with this or­ga­ni­za­tion for at least three years. He is not a robot…or if he is, they did a damn good job mak­ing him look hu­man.
Copy­writer #3: Sounds like some­thing a fem­bot would say.

Wausau, Wis­con­sin

5PM Hell, Take All Week­end

Sales: [Di­ana] is freak­ing out. What should I tell her?
Con­sul­tant: Just tell her to chill.
Sales: Well, how long should I tell her to chill?
Con­sul­tant: Un­til the next episode.

2135 Rim­rock Road
Madi­son, Wis­con­sin