Archive for the ‘Weather’ Category

Good Thing We Only Have a Couple of Those a Year

Woman on phone: That’s why I’m not going to drive the Kia on hot days anymore.

Lind Avenue
Renton, Washington

The Meteorologist Said It’d Be Fabulous

Office chick #1: Have you seen the weather today?
Office chick #2: 100% chance of gayness today.

Burlington, Massachusetts

Overheard by: tater

I’m Thinking Ancient Aliens

Brunette office girl: She’s off sick today, she has a cold.
Blonde office girl: But how did she get a cold when it was so hot yesterday?

Sydney
Australia

Indoor Rain Usually Means the Sprinkler System Went Off

Manager entering office: It’s raining pretty heavy.
Woman: Outside?
Manager, staring blankly for several seconds: Uh… yeah.

North Carolina

Overheard by: Seriously?

Worried It Might Get Chicago Wet

Coworker #1: Did it rain while you were in Chicago?
Coworker #2: Nope.
Coworker #1: Oh, that’s good. I saw on the Weather Channel that it was raining in Virginia, and I got worried.

42 South Street
Hopkinton, Massachusetts

Don’t Forget to Order Flowers for Sunday!

Suit #1: So your mother thinks the tsunami is what’s causing the bad weather in California?
Suit #2: You never know, she may be right.
Suit #3: Mother is always right…Mother knows best…

30 E. 33rd Street
New York, NY

The Type Of Conversation Men Dream That Women Have

20-something girl: I hate coming here, it’s always cold and my nipples get hard.
20-something friend: That never happens to me… Is that like getting a hard-on or something?

Resort and Casino
Ledyard, Connecticut

Overheard by: fxwd

10AM Call Building Maintenance

Co-worker #1: I’m really hot.
Co-worker #2: I’m turning the heat down to 90. If anyone’s cold then they can go into [Jessica]‘s office, but first you have to take off your clothes because it’s a sauna in there.
Co-worker #3: You shouldn’t tell people to take their clothes off before going into [Jessica]‘s office.

57 Binney Street
Boston, Massachusetts