Ac­cord­ing to Its Face­book Page

Postal work­er #1: It’s sup­posed to storm…
Postal work­er #2: Yes, at six.
Postal work­er #1: But not till af­ter six, right?
Postal work­er #2: The storm is sched­uled for 6:05.

Post Of­fice
Franklin Park, Illi­nois

By Bus?

Tech guy: Did you hear about all the snow in New York?
Help desk chick: Yeah, wow! That means it’ll be head­ing here to Cal­i­for­nia.
Tech guy: (si­lence).

Im­pe­r­i­al High­way Brea
Cal­i­for­nia

Ca­reer Tip: Re­solve Work­place Con­flict With the Run­ning Man Dance

Fe­male sec­re­tary #1: I de­cid­ed I’m not go­ing to golf in the rain any­more.
Fe­male sec­re­tary #2: Are you guys go­ing to fight?
Male sec­re­tary: No fight­ing! On­ly danc­ing!!

Prov­i­dence, Rhode Is­land

That’s What the Car­go Pock­ets are For

Suit on cell: I’m go­ing home and chang­ing in­to shorts. It’s so hot out there I need to throw up.

Wash­ing­ton Mu­tu­al
Liv­er­more, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Stephen

Ganesh: Oh, Sor­ry!

Man­ag­er: It’s rain­in’ like a cow peein’ on a rock.

1400 Dou­glas Street
Om­a­ha, Ne­bras­ka

I Could­n’t See the Air

Cus­tomer ser­vice rep #1: Is it rain­ing?
Cus­tomer ser­vice rep #2: The ground is wet.
Cus­tomer ser­vice rep #1: But is the… air… wet?

New­ton, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Tom

Try Ac­tu­al­ly Wear­ing That Ten­nis Sweater, Scott

Loud man com­plain­ing to li­brar­i­an: Can you turn the heat up or the air con­di­tion­ing down? It’s too cold in here. It might be fine for some­one with type o blood, but I’m freez­ing!

Pub­lic Li­brary
La Jol­la, Cal­i­for­nia

Very Nerdy Gay Porno? Dis­cuss.

Gay IT guy: Man, it’s hot in here.
Cowork­er: Yeah, es­pe­cial­ly since you walked in, but we have the heater on.

Ap­ple­ton City, Mis­souri

Get­ting Stuck Can Be Painful

Fe­male boss to male un­der­ling, about pre­dict­ed up­com­ing snow storm: Tell me how many inch­es it is and then I’ll de­cide if I have to be afraid of it!

Fel­ton, Delaware

More Salty, What with All That Sweat

Man: Yeah, they bring us all the way over to this new build­ing and the air con­di­tion­er does­n’t even work. It’s June and nine­ty de­grees, and no air conditioner…but it’s not like I’m bit­ter or any­thing.

735 Brew­er­ton Road
West Point, New York