Loud man complaining to librarian: Can you turn the heat up or the air conditioning down? It’s too cold in here. It might be fine for someone with type o blood, but I’m freezing!
Public Library
La Jolla, California
Archive for the ‘Weather’ Category
According to Its Facebook Page
Postal worker #1: It’s supposed to storm…
Postal worker #2: Yes, at six.
Postal worker #1: But not till after six, right?
Postal worker #2: The storm is scheduled for 6:05.
Post Office
Franklin Park, Illinois
By Bus?
Tech guy: Did you hear about all the snow in New York?
Help desk chick: Yeah, wow! That means it’ll be heading here to California.
Tech guy: (silence).
Imperial Highway Brea
California
Career Tip: Resolve Workplace Conflict With the Running Man Dance
Female secretary #1: I decided I’m not going to golf in the rain anymore.
Female secretary #2: Are you guys going to fight?
Male secretary: No fighting! Only dancing!!
Providence, Rhode Island
That’s What the Cargo Pockets are For
Suit on cell: I’m going home and changing into shorts. It’s so hot out there I need to throw up.
Washington Mutual
Livermore, California
Overheard by: Stephen
Ganesh: Oh, Sorry!
Manager: It’s rainin’ like a cow peein’ on a rock.
1400 Douglas Street
Omaha, Nebraska
I Couldn’t See the Air
Customer service rep #1: Is it raining?
Customer service rep #2: The ground is wet.
Customer service rep #1: But is the… air… wet?
Newton, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Tom
Very Nerdy Gay Porno? Discuss.
Gay IT guy: Man, it’s hot in here.
Coworker: Yeah, especially since you walked in, but we have the heater on.
Appleton City, Missouri
Getting Stuck Can Be Painful
Female boss to male underling, about predicted upcoming snow storm: Tell me how many inches it is and then I’ll decide if I have to be afraid of it!
Felton, Delaware
More Salty, What with All That Sweat
Man: Yeah, they bring us all the way over to this new building and the air conditioner doesn’t even work. It’s June and ninety degrees, and no air conditioner…but it’s not like I’m bitter or anything.
735 Brewerton Road
West Point, New York
