Manager: It’s rainin’ like a cow peein’ on a rock.
1400 Douglas Street
Omaha, Nebraska
Archive for the ‘Weather’ Category
I Couldn’t See the Air
Customer service rep #1: Is it raining?
Customer service rep #2: The ground is wet.
Customer service rep #1: But is the… air… wet?
Newton, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Tom
Try Actually Wearing That Tennis Sweater, Scott
Loud man complaining to librarian: Can you turn the heat up or the air conditioning down? It’s too cold in here. It might be fine for someone with type o blood, but I’m freezing!
Public Library
La Jolla, California
Very Nerdy Gay Porno? Discuss.
Gay IT guy: Man, it’s hot in here.
Coworker: Yeah, especially since you walked in, but we have the heater on.
Appleton City, Missouri
Getting Stuck Can Be Painful
Female boss to male underling, about predicted upcoming snow storm: Tell me how many inches it is and then I’ll decide if I have to be afraid of it!
Felton, Delaware
More Salty, What with All That Sweat
Man: Yeah, they bring us all the way over to this new building and the air conditioner doesn’t even work. It’s June and ninety degrees, and no air conditioner…but it’s not like I’m bitter or anything.
735 Brewerton Road
West Point, New York
Good Thing We Only Have a Couple of Those a Year
Woman on phone: That’s why I’m not going to drive the Kia on hot days anymore.
Lind Avenue
Renton, Washington
The Meteorologist Said It’d Be Fabulous
Office chick #1: Have you seen the weather today?
Office chick #2: 100% chance of gayness today.
Burlington, Massachusetts
Overheard by: tater
I’m Thinking Ancient Aliens
Brunette office girl: She’s off sick today, she has a cold.
Blonde office girl: But how did she get a cold when it was so hot yesterday?
Sydney
Australia
Indoor Rain Usually Means the Sprinkler System Went Off
Manager entering office: It’s raining pretty heavy.
Woman: Outside?
Manager, staring blankly for several seconds: Uh… yeah.
North Carolina
Overheard by: Seriously?
