Flight attendant, as plane lands: JetBlue airways would like to welcome you to Boston, where the local time is approximately 9:50 and the local temperature is approximately cold.
Logan Airport
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: he was right
Archive for the ‘Weather’ Category
Try Actually Wearing That Tennis Sweater, Scott
Loud man complaining to librarian: Can you turn the heat up or the air conditioning down? It’s too cold in here. It might be fine for someone with type o blood, but I’m freezing!
Public Library
La Jolla, California
According to Its Facebook Page
Postal worker #1: It’s supposed to storm…
Postal worker #2: Yes, at six.
Postal worker #1: But not till after six, right?
Postal worker #2: The storm is scheduled for 6:05.
Post Office
Franklin Park, Illinois
By Bus?
Tech guy: Did you hear about all the snow in New York?
Help desk chick: Yeah, wow! That means it’ll be heading here to California.
Tech guy: (silence).
Imperial Highway Brea
California
Career Tip: Resolve Workplace Conflict With the Running Man Dance
Female secretary #1: I decided I’m not going to golf in the rain anymore.
Female secretary #2: Are you guys going to fight?
Male secretary: No fighting! Only dancing!!
Providence, Rhode Island
That’s What the Cargo Pockets are For
Suit on cell: I’m going home and changing into shorts. It’s so hot out there I need to throw up.
Washington Mutual
Livermore, California
Overheard by: Stephen
Ganesh: Oh, Sorry!
Manager: It’s rainin’ like a cow peein’ on a rock.
1400 Douglas Street
Omaha, Nebraska
I Couldn’t See the Air
Customer service rep #1: Is it raining?
Customer service rep #2: The ground is wet.
Customer service rep #1: But is the… air… wet?
Newton, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Tom
Very Nerdy Gay Porno? Discuss.
Gay IT guy: Man, it’s hot in here.
Coworker: Yeah, especially since you walked in, but we have the heater on.
Appleton City, Missouri
Getting Stuck Can Be Painful
Female boss to male underling, about predicted upcoming snow storm: Tell me how many inches it is and then I’ll decide if I have to be afraid of it!
Felton, Delaware
