Man: Yeah, they bring us all the way over to this new building and the air conditioner doesn’t even work. It’s June and ninety degrees, and no air conditioner…but it’s not like I’m bitter or anything.
735 Brewerton Road
West Point, New York
Archive for the ‘Weather’ Category
Good Thing We Only Have a Couple of Those a Year
Woman on phone: That's why I'm not going to drive the Kia on hot days anymore.
Lind Avenue
Renton, Washington
The Meteorologist Said It’d Be Fabulous
Office chick #1: Have you seen the weather today?
Office chick #2: 100% chance of gayness today.
Burlington, Massachusetts
Overheard by: tater
I'm Thinking Ancient Aliens
Brunette office girl: She's off sick today, she has a cold.
Blonde office girl: But how did she get a cold when it was so hot yesterday?
Sydney
Australia
Indoor Rain Usually Means the Sprinkler System Went Off
Manager entering office: It's raining pretty heavy.
Woman: Outside?
Manager, staring blankly for several seconds: Uh… yeah.
North Carolina
Overheard by: Seriously?
Worried It Might Get Chicago Wet
Coworker #1: Did it rain while you were in Chicago?
Coworker #2: Nope.
Coworker #1: Oh, that’s good. I saw on the Weather Channel that it was raining in Virginia, and I got worried.
42 South Street
Hopkinton, Massachusetts
Don’t Forget to Order Flowers for Sunday!
Suit #1: So your mother thinks the tsunami is what’s causing the bad weather in California?
Suit #2: You never know, she may be right.
Suit #3: Mother is always right…Mother knows best…
30 E. 33rd Street
New York, NY
The Type Of Conversation Men Dream That Women Have
20-something girl: I hate coming here, it's always cold and my nipples get hard.
20-something friend: That never happens to me… Is that like getting a hard-on or something?
Resort and Casino
Ledyard, Connecticut
Overheard by: fxwd
10AM Call Building Maintenance
Co-worker #1: I’m really hot.
Co-worker #2: I’m turning the heat down to 90. If anyone’s cold then they can go into [Jessica]’s office, but first you have to take off your clothes because it’s a sauna in there.
Co-worker #3: You shouldn’t tell people to take their clothes off before going into [Jessica]’s office.
57 Binney Street
Boston, Massachusetts
9AM Back to Work
Supervisor to dark-skinned Indian employee: Were you out much this weekend? You are so tan.
473 Ridge Road
Dayton, New Jersey
Overheard by: office peon