Employee: First they stuff us with pie, then they expect us to work.
South Rainier
Seattle, Washington
Archive for the ‘Washington’ Category
You Seem to Be Missing My Point Deliberately
Senior editor: I know! I could sue the company. I injured my toenail at a company event. What do you think loss of a toenail is worth?
Writer: I don't know. See what they're selling for on eBay.
Renton, Washington
Yeah Well, I Also Said I'd Never Forget My Birth Control.
Worker #1, looking at calendar: Patriot Day? What the hell is Patriot Day?!
Worker #2: Dude, that's September 11th.
Worker #1: Oh, damn.
Worker #3: You said you'd never forget!
Ellensburg, Washington
Last Time I Took One, I Totally Forgot Which Color Socks Go with These Shoes
Female coworker to male coworker: No, I don't want one of your lousy man pills!
Seattle, Washington
And Maybe If I Get a Divorce, I'll Be Twenty Again
Manager to peon: I'm so confused, maybe if I start smoking dope again things will make sense.
Washington
Or an LCD Screen Television?
Confused coworker: So should I look for a baby girl, or another wife?
Dupont, Washington
Overheard by: Richard
Stop Undressing Me with Your Eyes!
Sexual harassment awareness instructor: Now, class, who can tell me what percentage of sexual harassment is intended?
Class: [Silence.]Sexual harassment awareness instructor: Only 10percent! Ninety percent is unintentional. Now listen, class — most people aren’t doing it intentionally. The majority of people aren’t in that 10 percent group. The majority of people are in that 90 percent group.
Class: [Silence.]
Airdustrial Way
Tumwater, Washington
Overheard by: In the 10% group
2PM Mail Packages
UPS: I’ve got a big one for you today!
Office Manager: Ooh! I’ll take it!
10801 Main Street
Bellevue, Washington
Overheard by: Jeni Gonzales
…I'm Conducting a Survey for Church.
Teenage girl to pregnant teenage girl: So was your mom a porn star when she was married to your dad?
Shelton, Washington
Overheard by: I just drive
I Can’t Wait ‘Til the Nuns Check!
Tween girl #1, going through underwear: Oh my God, so I could, like, totally get the blue ones and wear them on school spirit day!
Tween girl #2: Totally!
Victoria’s Secret
Bellevue, Washington
Overheard by: Becky