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10AM Call Building Maintenance

Secretary: Y’all like sittin’ in the dark?
Co-worker #1: You just gotta get used to it. The lights are broken.
Secretary: So y’all really like to sit in the dark.
Co-worker #2: Well, I think they went out over the weekend.
Secretary: So y’all really like to sit in the dark…Just like in the Underground Railroad.

1425 K Street NW
Washington, DC

Overheard by: callmeahab

2PM Send in Donation

Office Worker: He was like, “I spent a long time filling out these forms, so you bastards had better donate to the combined federal campaign.”

2 Massachusetts Avenue NE
Washington, DC