Archive for the ‘Vacation’ Category

Work-Related, I Hasten to Add

CEO, during meeting: Okay, that will wrap it up. Does anyone have anything else?
Manager: I just want everyone to know that I won’t be around this weekend because my ex-wife told the kids they won’t be having any fun this summer because she doesn’t have any money. I am going to pick them up and try and let them have fun. So if you need me I won’t be around.
(all room is silent)
CEO: Okay, then does anyone have anything else today?

Manhattan, New York

4PM Break Room

Coworker #1: Hey, how’s it going?
Coworker #2: Good, how’re you doing?
Coworker #1: Not bad — it’s almost Friday.
Coworker #2: It is Friday!
Coworker #1: Really?! It’s Friday? That’s awesome! I thought it was Thursday!
Coworker #2: It’s Friday for me — I’ve got tomorrow off.

10750 Wheat First Drive
Glen Allen, Virginia