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Work-Re­lat­ed, I Has­ten to Add

CEO, dur­ing meet­ing: Okay, that will wrap it up. Does any­one have any­thing else?
Man­ag­er: I just want every­one to know that I won’t be around this week­end be­cause my ex-wife told the kids they won’t be hav­ing any fun this sum­mer be­cause she does­n’t have any mon­ey. I am go­ing to pick them up and try and let them have fun. So if you need me I won’t be around.
(all room is silent)
CEO: Okay, then does any­one have any­thing else to­day?

Man­hat­tan, New York