Archive for the ‘Utah’ Category

Sure, She Meets Lots of New Peo­ple, but She Does­n’t Get Their Names

De­vel­op­ment man­ag­er: … So then I told my wife that even if we raised our grand­daugh­ter she could still end up like her moth­er. I mean, she does­n’t have tat­toos, but she does drugs and she’s a tramp.
IT an­a­lyst: Don’t call your daugh­ter a tramp, that’s not nice!
De­vel­op­ment man­ag­er: Why not? She sleeps with every Tom, Dick and Har­ry!
IT an­a­lyst: At least she has a so­cial life.

1600 South 900 West
Salt Lake City, Utah

Over­heard by: Jeal­ous

Hon­esty and Par­ent­ing Are Mu­tu­al­ly Ex­clu­sive

Mom to lit­tle kid: I told you not to go in the road.
Dad: Yeah, you get hit by a car, you gon’ be in there with ma­ma on a bed. [Kid stares.] You get hit by a car, you gon’ have to get X‑rays. You want X‑rays? X‑rays hurt.

Doc­tor’s of­fice, 35th Street and Red­wood Road
Salt Lake City, Utah

Over­heard by: JChan