Archive for the ‘Utah’ Category

2PM Up­date EotM Wall

Em­ploy­ee #1: I can’t be­lieve they made that bitch Em­ploy­ee of the Month.
Em­ploy­ee #2: Me, nei­ther.
Em­ploy­ee #1: I’m go­ing to the gen­er­al man­ag­er.
Em­ploy­ee #2: Yeah, I’ll back you up.

Lat­er.

Boss: Who the hell told her that was a good idea to come see me?
Em­ploy­ee #2: I don’t know, I tried to stop her.

999 South Main Street
Salt Lake City, Utah

Raise Your Hand If You Think “Yeah” Is Still Un­pro­fes­sion­al

Boss, read­ing through com­pa­ny e‑mails: Can I talk to you about this e‑mail you sent to a client?
Em­ploy­ee: Sure.
Boss: In this e‑mail you start­ed out with the word “yay”; when I read this it struck me as very un­pro­fes­sion­al. You should­n’t use the word “yay” when speak­ing with our clients.
Em­ploy­ee: That does­n’t say “yay, it says “yeah”. It’s a re­sponse to a ques­tion the client had.
Boss: Y‑e-a‑h is “yay.” Let’s not use it in e‑mails in the fu­ture, okay?
Em­ploy­ee: Okay (then un­der breath as he walks away) Fuck­ing mo­ron!

Salt Lake City, Utah

Sure, She Meets Lots of New Peo­ple, but She Does­n’t Get Their Names

De­vel­op­ment man­ag­er: … So then I told my wife that even if we raised our grand­daugh­ter she could still end up like her moth­er. I mean, she does­n’t have tat­toos, but she does drugs and she’s a tramp.
IT an­a­lyst: Don’t call your daugh­ter a tramp, that’s not nice!
De­vel­op­ment man­ag­er: Why not? She sleeps with every Tom, Dick and Har­ry!
IT an­a­lyst: At least she has a so­cial life.

1600 South 900 West
Salt Lake City, Utah

Over­heard by: Jeal­ous