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Some­body’s Got­ta Do It If We’re Gonna Eat ‘Em

Tester #1: Don’t mess with me like that. I’m cracked out on Vi­t­a­min C.
Tester #2: You know, too much Vi­t­a­min C makes you itch. Itch like crazy. Itchy scratchy.
Tester #1: Who told you that?
Tester #2: My grand­ma.
Tester #1: Did­n’t your grand­ma kill chick­ens?
Tester #2: That’s be­side the point.

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