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Once You Try a Gi­ant Mu­tat­ed Rat Sen­sei, You Nev­er Go Back

La­dy pe­on #1: Have you been fol­low­ing this e‑mail chain? Derek* wrote that he was go­ing to send his nin­ja friends af­ter her, and Karen* wrote back, ‘Which ones? Leonar­do or Do­natel­lo?’ Then Derek replied, ‘Splin­ter.‘
La­dy pe­on #2: I love Splin­ter!
La­dy pe­on #1: Yeah, me too. That’s what I was go­ing to write back to them.

555 West Mon­roe Street
Chica­go, Illi­nois

…So Just Ig­nore That Smell.

La­dy cowork­er #1: Late­ly I’ve been re­al ir­ri­ta­ble, late­ly.
La­dy cowork­er #2: I heard some­thing on tv about that.
La­dy cowork­er #1: Re­al­ly? What were they say­ing?
La­dy cowork­er #2: Well, it was these ladies talk­ing about ir­ri­ta­ble bow­el syn­drome… Wait, that’s not what you’re talk­ing about, is it?

Austin, Texas

Over­heard by: So not ir­ri­ta­ble