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If Ever There Were a Need for a Longer Pause…

Cube dweller: Hey Liz*, wan­na hear some­thing crazy?
Liz*: Sure.
Cube dweller: That stock I bought is up 900% to­day.
Liz*: Which stock?
Cube dweller: That gay stock I bought! 900%!
Liz*: Gay stock…?
Cube dweller: Yeah–that gay tv net­work stock. I knew it! Gay tv, yes!
Liz*: Well, good for you…
Cube dweller: Man, my butt is so sore to­day…

War­ren, Michi­gan

Over­heard by: Your what is sore?!

Once You Try a Gi­ant Mu­tat­ed Rat Sen­sei, You Nev­er Go Back

La­dy pe­on #1: Have you been fol­low­ing this e‑mail chain? Derek* wrote that he was go­ing to send his nin­ja friends af­ter her, and Karen* wrote back, ‘Which ones? Leonar­do or Do­natel­lo?’ Then Derek replied, ‘Splin­ter.‘
La­dy pe­on #2: I love Splin­ter!
La­dy pe­on #1: Yeah, me too. That’s what I was go­ing to write back to them.

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Chica­go, Illi­nois