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It’s a Lucky Drunk Who Has Not Just an En­abler, but a Cheer­leader

Tourist woman: You know, hon­ey, you should drink more. We’re at a high el­e­va­tion. You don’t drink enough.
Vis­i­bly drunk tourist man: What are you talk­ing about? I drink all the time! I drink a ton. I was just drink­ing… It’s just not wa­ter.

Old Faith­ful Vil­lage
Yel­low­stone Na­tion­al Park, Wyoming

Over­heard by: a ranger who is won­der­ing why she works here

When Freudi­an Ther­a­pists Trav­el

Tourist: Ex­cuse me, do you know where Ran­dal­l’s log cab­ins is lo­cat­ed?
Lo­cal clerk: Ran­dal­l’s log cab­ins?
Tourist: Yes, do you know where they are lo­cat­ed?
Lo­cal clerk: Where they are lo­cat­ed?
Tourist: Yes, they are some­where in this area.
Lo­cal clerk: In this area?
Tourist: Yes, do you know where they are?
Lo­cal clerk:Do I know where they are?
Tourist: Yes, Ran­dal­l’s log cab­ins, I need di­rec­tions to it.
Lo­cal clerk: You need di­rec­tions?
Tourist: How about a map, do you have a map of this area?
Lo­cal clerk: Do I have a map of this area?

Pi­geon Forge, Ten­nessee

Over­heard by: jocko james