Clueless VP, whispering right after lightbulb has exploded: What does it mean?
Park Avenue
New York City, New York
Archive for the ‘Threats’ Category
If I Don’t Come Back, Avenge My Death
Determined supervisor, about crazy union employee: I’m gonna go get her! I’m not afraid of her anymore.
Kansas City, Missouri
Psh, You Threaten That at Least Five Times a Day.
Boss: Hey, maybe we should launch this as an app.
Developer #1 to #2: What is he talking about?
Developer #2: I dunno, that guy’s a fool!
Boss to developer #2: I will step on your throat!
Tempe, Arizona
Overheard by: David
Which I Should Not Have Done at Milking Time
Guy in next cube: I told her that if she came at me like that again, I’d cut her tits off… Yeah, I seriously told her that…well, I was drinking heavily.
Warren, Michigan
Overheard by: Scared for my tits
Take This Job and McShove It
Manager: You have to keep your collar buttoned unless your undershirt is white. I can see that yours is black.
Cashier: That’s not how we did it before.
Manager: That wasn’t this McDonald’s.
1983 86th Street
Brooklyn, New York
9AM TGIF
Supervisor: Let me tell you. boy, we’re going to play Marine Corps baseball here. You play ball with me or I’ll shove the bat up your ass!
550 South Hope Street
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Oldcorps 50
You Men, Stop That Whimpering!
Female coworker, threatening another female coworker: Well, if I get a fucking yeast infection, you’re going to be the first to hear about it!
6th & Maple
Spokane, Washington
And Once You’re Fired, You Can’t Fire Back
Boss to intern: If I have to shoot you, I’m gonna shoot you.
Manhattan, New York
It’ll Just Make Things Worse
Grandmother to toddler trying to climb out of shopping cart: If you fall on your head and break your leg, don’t come running to me.
Santee, California
Overheard by: Snickering Cashier
Pretty Picky for Somebody without Hedge Clippers
Coworker #1: So I was talking to my friend on the phone, and there was a snake in his room! I would have snapped it in half! I would’ve come after it with a pair of hedge clippers.
Coworker #2: It wouldn’t so much snap as it would snip.
405 Main Street
Milford, Michigan
Overheard by: John M.
