Archive for the ‘The Cafe’ Category

The Abil­i­ty to Ar­rive at a Log­i­cal Con­clu­sion Is Not Wide­ly Dis­trib­uted in the Pop­u­la­tion

Girl #1: There is so much sec­ond­hand smoke here that it’s go­ing to kill us even­tu­al­ly.
Girl #2: That’s for sure!
Girl #1: It’s okay, though. I have life in­sur­ance.

Lo­cal bar
Burling­ton, North Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: Bar­tender Snick­er­ing Near­by

The Clerk Used to Work at Star­bucks

Cus­tomer: I need to get a dozen and a half, mixed.
Clerk, count­ing on her day-glo or­ange fin­ger­nails: It’d be cheap­er if you got 18.
Cus­tomer: What’s the dif­fer­ence?
Clerk: ten cents.
Smirk­ing cus­tomer: Ok, I’ll take 18.

Dunkin’ Donuts
Co­lum­bia, South Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: are u kid­ding me?