Archive for the ‘Tennessee’ Category

Your Love Is On­ly a Trag­ic Il­lu­sion. Ques­tions?

CSR: Good morn­ing. ABC Bank* — how can I help you?
Cus­tomer: I’d like to talk to the per­son who an­swers the phones af­ter hours — y’­know, the 24-hour line?
CSR: The 24-hour line is au­to­mat­ed, but I can put you through to–
Cus­tomer: –No, no, no. I want to talk to the la­dy who an­swers the phone when you’re closed.
CSR: Oh, see, that’s not an em­ploy­ee. It’s a record­ing.
Cus­tomer: What? No. See, I spoke to her three times last night and she knows my sit­u­a­tion, so I need her. Is she there dur­ing the day?
CSR: … Sir, it’s not a re­al per­son. It’s a record­ing [hangs up].

De­catur, Ten­nessee

For In­stance, You No Longer Need to Pur­chase Gel.

Out­go­ing of­fice as­sis­tant help­ing new one fill out HR pa­per­work: Wow! You look so dif­fer­ent in your dri­ver’s li­cense pic­ture.
New as­sis­tant: Yeah, I was so much skin­nier and my hair was so much bet­ter.
Out­go­ing of­fice as­sis­tant: How is your hair dif­fer­ent now?
New as­sis­tant: Well, you know when you’re hav­ing a bunch of sex, your hair changes?

Nashville, Ten­nessee