Archive for the ‘Tennessee’ Category

Your Love Is Only a Tragic Illusion. Questions?

CSR: Good morning. ABC Bank* — how can I help you?
Customer: I’d like to talk to the person who answers the phones after hours — y’know, the 24-hour line?
CSR: The 24-hour line is automated, but I can put you through to–
Customer: –No, no, no. I want to talk to the lady who answers the phone when you’re closed.
CSR: Oh, see, that’s not an employee. It’s a recording.
Customer: What? No. See, I spoke to her three times last night and she knows my situation, so I need her. Is she there during the day?
CSR: … Sir, it’s not a real person. It’s a recording [hangs up].

Decatur, Tennessee

For Instance, You No Longer Need to Purchase Gel.

Outgoing office assistant helping new one fill out HR paperwork: Wow! You look so different in your driver’s license picture.
New assistant: Yeah, I was so much skinnier and my hair was so much better.
Outgoing office assistant: How is your hair different now?
New assistant: Well, you know when you’re having a bunch of sex, your hair changes?

Nashville, Tennessee