Comp tech: If I had a million dollars I’d invent popcorn that pops every kernel.
Broadway
New York City, New York
Overheard by: TerryFTW
Archive for the ‘Tech’ Category
A Secret, Just Not Victoria’s
Programmer on phone: 47c?! That’s incredible!
Chattanooga, Tennessee
Overheard by: ND
Internet, Eh?
Client: Who owns the Internet?
Sales guy: Nobody.
Client: Well, somebody’s making money!
Web design firm
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: office peon
See This Eye Patch?
Man: Well, once you shoot yourself in the foot with a nail gun, you’ll know you should never point it at anything.
Software company
Birmingham, Alabama
4PM Man Support Desk
Customer: Hey, the spell checker is broken. When I type in complete
gobbledygook, it doesn’t mark that as wrong. Can you fix that?
Tech: When you learn how to type real words and they are misspelled, then you are allowed to ask me questions.
9598 Cortana Place
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Yeah, But No Competitors Had It Then
Dev: But I have wanted tabbed browsing for seven fucking years!
One Microsoft Way
Redmond, Washington
Imagine Having Everything You Need to Do Your Job (Sigh)
Coworker #1: Why are those notebooks so expensive?
Coworker #2: (awkward silence)
Coworker #1: Oh, are they laptops?
Monterrey
Mexico
Jim Suspects His Laptop Is Seeing Other People.
IT employee: Birthdays and anniversaries I can’t remember for shit… But IP addresses? Those I know.
Austin, Texas
They Don’t Even Know It’s Spelled ‘Canadia’
IT guy with thick Middle Eastern accent: No Phil*, they are Canadian, they don’t know what they are talking about anyway.
Sprint Headquarters
Overland Park, Kansas
But Without the Whiskey and Suicide Attempts
IT dork: It’s like Christmas when you get to open a new server!
Berkeley Street
Boston, Massachusetts
