Tech guy: And then you hit CTRL+P to finish processing the claim.
Coworker: But it’s not letting me CTRL+P. Why can’t I control my p?
Victoria
Canadia
Archive for the ‘Tech People’ Category
Um, All I Asked Was “What’s RAM?”
IT server guy on cell: Yeah, it’ll get really huge, and it’ll stay like that for awhile…
Santa Clara, California
Overheard by: braingauis
11AM Order Safe
Tech #1: Can I have the key to the IDF closet?
Tech #2: I don’t have it, it’s in the lockbox.
Tech #1: Well then, can I have the key to the lockbox?
Tech #2: It’s not locked.
20800 Harvard Road
Cleveland, Ohio
Then We Give It to the Clients, and It’s a Happy Ending for Everyone
Data geek #1: Do they massage the data before they give it the clients?
Data geek #2: Oh, we massage it like it’s Kobe beef.
Salt Lake City, Utah
Well, It’s Actually Only a Problem for the Baby
Repair tech: My customer just called in and told me that his trans-vaginal probe is vibrating.
Cube dweller: And that’s a problem because…?
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
It’s the Stooges, on Conference Call
Tech on phone: Hello, sir, I’m calling to– Yes, hello, this is Aaron* from– Yes, hello, I’m calling to verify an order you placed wi– Don’t say ‘hello’ again! I know you can hear me!
216 Mitch Lane
Hopkinsville, Kentucky
It’s a Short Career for Most Of Them
Luddite sales manager: What’s “SSL”?
Lead developer: “Secure Socket Layer.” It’s a…
Marketing manager, listening to iPod: Who’s an insecure soccer player?
Software Company
Auckland
New Zealand
Overheard by: Kiwibloke
We’re Not That Kind Of Friends, Dick
Biotech guy: Before you kill it, can I have the germplasm that is causing the issue?
St. Louis, Missouri
Thank God I Always Buy Mules in Bulk
Tech: I came home last night and my right ass was killing me! I had to sit on my left ass!
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Server-tron
The Army Thanked Me for My Service and Discharged Me
IT guy: … And then I took off all my clothes and ran at them screaming. They were shooting at me but couldn’t hit me.
Tysons Corner
Virginia
