Woman #1: Look at this shirt! It says Eddie Bauer. I thought they just made trucks?
Woman #2: Eddie Bauer makes all kinds of things. They make baby clothes. They make cologne.
Thrift Store
Toledo, Ohio
Woman #1: Look at this shirt! It says Eddie Bauer. I thought they just made trucks?
Woman #2: Eddie Bauer makes all kinds of things. They make baby clothes. They make cologne.
Thrift Store
Toledo, Ohio
Engineer, walking through cube farm: Wooo! Wooooooooooooooooooo! Surf’s up!
Redondo Beach, California
Overheard by: Trappedinthebasement
Coworker #1, looking at whitewater rafting photos that coworker #2 is in: Those are really good pictures, did you take them?
Coworker #2: Uh, no, I’m in the raft, so that would be kinda difficult.
Beverly Hills, California
Coworker: Hey dude, that’s how I’m going to make my money. Cat exercise equipment.
Marshfield, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Mikaela
Large lady, pressing wrong button in elevator: Oh, I thought I was going to the gym!
Small lady: You really need to go to the gym.
Large lady: I know.
Los Angeles, California
Boss to intern: The gym is a great place for networking. You tend to have a bit more pull with your colleagues when you see them naked in the locker room every morning.
Bellingham, Washington
Old Chinese tech: Hey, you know a’ Tiger Woods?
Male phone tech: Yes! We dated! He said he loved me!
Old Chinese tech: You a’mysterious numbah fourteen!
Malvern, Pennsylvania
Cube rat #1: So tell me, Bob, you’re a college basketball official. Which school in the Big 12 has the worst behaved students.?
Cube rat #2: Well, you would be surprised. It’s Baylor.
Cube rat #1: Baylor is a Baptist college… You would think they would be better behaved. Cube rat #2: Well, they are just frustrated because they don’t get any… (long pause) championships.
Greenville, Texas
Overheard by: Mike
Lobbyist, accompanying CEO: Clemson football games are wonderful. Saturday afternoon games down there are great.
Staffer: Yes, they were a lot of fun.
Lobbyist, to CEO: Have you ever watched a Clemson game?
CEO, nonchalantly turning to leave: No, they never played Yale.
Washington, DC
Male co-worker #1: Stay away from [Pam]. She knows kickboxing.
Male co-worker #2: So? I know how to run very, very fast.
1250 Broadway
New York, New York
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