Archive for the ‘Southwest’ Category

10AM Cof­fee and Su­doku Break

Writer: All I re­al­ly want in this life is to be able to solve a su­doku, just once. With­out giv­ing up halfway through.
De­sign­er: Way to aim low.
Writer: Well…can I be hon­est? What I re­al­ly want is to be bet­ter than you at su­doku.
De­sign­er: That may be aim­ing too high. Let’s be re­al­is­tic, at least.

16430 N Scotts­dale Road
Scotts­dale, Ari­zona

Over­heard by: Miel Du­rand

Help, There Are Trammps in Our Re­frig­er­a­tor!

Em­ploy­ee #1: Now, where did ‘Dis­co In­fer­no’ come from?
Em­ploy­ee #2: Not me! It’s not on my iPod!
Em­ploy­ee #1: I think it came from the re­frig­er­a­tor!
Em­ploy­ee #2: Oh re­al­ly?
Em­ploy­ee #1: No, this is se­ri­ous! You’re not the one with ‘Dis­co In­fer­no’ stuck in your head!

Chevy Chase
Austin, Texas

Over­heard by: kitchen watch­er

11AM Tech Sup­port

Cus­tomer rep on phone: No, ma’am. I’m sor­ry but I can’t come to your room and fix your equipment.…because I’m not on the third floor. I’m in Den­ver and you’re in San Fran­cis­co.

11400 West­moor
Den­ver, Col­orado

Over­heard by: los­ing pa­tience

12PM Lunch

Wait­ress #1: The chick­en is lay­ered with proscuit­to, sage, and pecori­no cheese…
Cus­tomer snick­ers.
Wait­ress #1: What’s so fun­ny?
Cus­tomer: It’s just… the cheese! [snick­ers again] Wait­ress #1 to wait­ress #2: What is fun­ny about pecori­no cheese?
Wait­ress # 2: You said “peck­er.”

Vic­to­ri­an Square
Sparks, Neva­da

Over­heard by: wait­ress # 1