Archive for the ‘South Carolina’ Category

Why There Are So Few Mex­i­can In­ter­net Cafes

Cube rat #1: Hey Chris, go in­stall this on Ben’s com­put­er.
Cube rat #2: (lets out au­di­ble fart)
Cube rat #1: Nev­er mind.
Cube rat #2: Hey, I’m on­ly get­ting two bars for my lap­top’s Wi-Fi con­nec­tion.
Cube rat #3: It’s be­cause that damn fart cloud is out block­ing the sig­nal!

Co­lum­bia, South Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: Cube Rat Hold­ing Nose

… Where I Went to School

Man hang­ing up phone: Wow, that guy had a neat ac­cent. He said he was from the Unit­ed King­dom.
Woman: Unit­ed King­dom? That’s in Flori­da, right?
Man: No, I think that’s the Mag­ic King­dom…
Woman: Oh, you’re right! Unit­ed King­dom is in Ken­tucky.

Spar­tan­burg, South Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: Ser­vice Dis­patch­er