Archive for the ‘Smart Bosses’ Category

Just Pre­tend I Am A Vot­er, Tell ME You Are, Then Ig­nore MY Wish­es

Clerk: Okay, you have 12:45 and 1:45 sub­com­mit­tees, AG is at 1:00, and Nat­ur­al Re­sources is at 2: 00. I’m go­ing to leave every­thing here on my desk and go do some work in the back of­fice.
Sen­a­tor: Do you even think I’m lis­ten­ing to you?
Clerk: No, not re­al­ly.

State Capi­tol
Des Moines, Iowa

3PM Cof­fee Break

Teacher: There are a lot of hip­sters there, but they’re old­er.
Teach­ing co­or­di­na­tor: Oh, let’s be hon­est. Those aren’t hip­sters.
They’re ho­bos.

Royce Hall
Uni­ver­si­ty of Cal­i­for­nia, Los An­ge­les
Los An­ge­les, CA

In Fair­ness, the Em­ploy­ee Is 83 Per­cent Cor­rect

Of­fice drone #1: Where is the Pen­ta­gon?
Of­fice drone #2: It is in Wash­ing­ton, DC…
Of­fice drone #1: Oh! Is­n’t it that big hexa­gon shaped build­ing?
Of­fice man­ag­er: [Walk­ing away] Oh Je­sus fuck­ing Christ…

Wash­ing­ton Av­enue
Port­land, Maine

Over­heard by: bri­an brine­gar