Archive for the ‘Sexuality’ Category

My No­to­ri­ety’s Al­ready Got­ten Chlamy­dia Four Times

Gos­sip queen: So, Nate, saw you and Erin left dur­ing lunch to­geth­er. What’s goin’ on there?
Nate: Noth­in’.
Gos­sip queen: Oh, I get it. Wink. (walks away)
Nate to John: When did eat­ing lunch with some­one cor­re­late to hav­ing pen­e­trat­ed them? I swear to god, my rep­u­ta­tion gets laid about 300% more than I do.
John: Wink.

Philadel­phia, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: me

4PM Fi­nal­ize Con­tracts with New Ac­count

Ven­dor: Hey, can you do me a huge fa­vor?
Boss: Sure, what do you need?
Ven­dor: I am try­ing to land this ac­count, and the guy won’t sign with me un­less you sleep with him.
Boss: I am not go­ing to sleep with him! Wait a sec­ond, is he cute? Does he have lots of mon­ey?
Ven­dor: No.
Boss: Well, okay but just this once.

3663 S. Las Ve­gas Boule­vard
Las Ve­gas, Neva­da

Over­heard by: Rick

Bib­licly.

Fe­male in­tern: An­oth­er in­tern?
Male man­ag­er: Yup. You’re not so new any­more.
Fe­male in­tern: What’s his name?
Male man­ag­er: Dick.
Fe­male in­tern: Re­al­ly? I know a Dick.
Male man­ag­er: Do you?
Fe­male in­tern: Yeah, I know like three Dicks!

Rich­mond, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: this wun guy