Project manager to programming team: This is the first time I’ve seen it. It’s already long, and it’s getting bigger. I don’t know how big it will get, but this is probably going to be hard.
Kansas City, Missouri
Archive for the ‘Sexuality’ Category
Dear Diary– Told Charlotte How I Feel Today!
Office chick #1: Hey, I like your shoes. Are they new?
Office chick #2: Thanks. I’ve had them for a while. I just haven’t been wearing them.
Office chick #1: They’re kind of low cut.
Office dude: Yeah, I can see a lot of arch. If this was the middle east, I’d totally be raping you right now.
Rancho Cordova, California
Overheard by: Good thing we’re in Cali.
…For Sex?
Female coworker: Are you busy? Do you have a sec?
Male coworker, distractedly: Sure, I have lots of secs. (looks up, realizes what he just said) Go away and come back and start this conversation over again, please.
Female coworker: Excuse me, but do you have a moment?
Rome, New York
The Title of Li’l Kim’s New Hit Single?
Female coworker: No way! Don’t be squirting me with none of your man crap!
Mansfield, Pennsylvania
…Could You Lie Down for a Second?
Desktop support tech to cubicle farm of other desktop support techs: I have heard of cases of women raping men, but I do wonder at the logistics of it.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Desktop Support Tech
Dear Diary– I Talked to Someone at Work Today!
CSR to IT guy carrying video camera on tripod: Hey, it’s tripod man!
IT guy: What else can I say but thanks!
Insurance Office
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Dadn8tr
So I’ll Be Out Of Work for a While
Coworker: It was so good I licked my box!
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
…Followed by Cake
Physical therapist: Where did you get the cake?
Teacher: BJ’s.
Physical therapist: Oh! I love BJ’s!
Manhattan, New York
Because I May Have Ordered One from QVC
Awkward intern: Did you have a menage a trois?
Coworker: What? No.
Awkward intern: I bet you did. Wait, what’s a menage a trois?
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: tC
Why Gay Porn Stars Are So Healthy
Gay hairstylist: But people who have anal don’t get prostrate cancer…
Manager: They only get hemorrhoids.
Gay hairstylist: That’s true, after a while it looks like a cauliflower. But, anyway, we do not get prostate cancer, because the cock acts like a massage therapist.
Manager: Riiiiight!
Sao Paulo
Brazil
