Construction guy #1, about roof: Why do they need to jack it another inch?
Construction guy #2: To spread the load.
Hawthorne, New York
Archive for the ‘Sexuality’ Category
Another Texan Reveals That He’s Not a Steer
Co-worker, complaining about his chapped lips: These chapped lips really suck big dick.
The Arboretum
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: El Gato
I’m Gonna Write Down a URL for You
CSR, looking at small child: I want a baby, but I want it to stay small like that.
Serious manager: Well, you should have sex with a dwarf.
Washington, DC
On Command
Male employee: I heard you two talking about my project so I came.
Female boss: That’s good, I like the way you come.
Bothell, Washington
So I Put Little Birkenstocks on Them in the Hope Of Sparking Some Passion
Office girl on phone: I finally found out why my hamsters aren’t fucking! I have three girls!
Denham Springs, Louisiana
Overheard by: Erin
Has She Tried Using Her Teeth?
Woman on phone with client: Yes, this is about the files you sent. My colleague has been trying since morning but could not open your zip!
New York City, New York
…But Don’t Worry– It’s Not Mine.
Hot lady staring at coworker’s wet pants: Did you just piss on your pants?
Male coworker: No, that’s semen.
Manila
Philippines
Overheard by: mito
Well, It’s Actually Only a Problem for the Baby
Repair tech: My customer just called in and told me that his trans-vaginal probe is vibrating.
Cube dweller: And that’s a problem because…?
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Why I Have No Pictures on My Desk
Lackey: So that’s your wife, huh?
Suit: Yep.
Lackey: She’s a grade-school teacher?
Suit: Yes.
Lackey: She looks like that one that had sex with her thirteen-year-old student.
275 West Wisconsin Avenue
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Richard Simmons?
News producer, holding a bachelorette party: Who the hell counts calories on a penis sucker?
Jackson, Mississippi
