Older partner to receptionist: See you later, we’re going to meet this banker.
Middle-aged partner, to older partner as they walk out the door: What? Oh, “banker.” I thought you said “the spanker.”
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Jen
Archive for the ‘Sexuality’ Category
Just Like It Says in All Of Our Job Descriptions
Facilities manager to entire staff: And for the men in the office, please don’t spit chew into the urinals, as it can clog the pipes and is very difficult to remove.
Engineer, joking: Oh, I see, single out the men. What about the girls?
Female QA manager, who actually chews: We don’t spit, we swallow.
Boise, Idaho
Overheard by: testcenter cowboy
Why’s That, Consuela?
African-American CSR to team manager: Sir, this customer says that he wants to speak to someone else. He says he doesn’t want to talk with a “nigger.“
Team manager: Ask him how he feels about talking to a gay Asian man.
Round Rock, Texas
Meet the Classiest Boss in Texas
Very pregnant blonde, about husband’s golf game: You’ll never guess what Richard shot.
Obnoxious boss: His load, obviously!
San Antonio, Texas
Why Not Both?
Hot office chick: So, do you think I should come in early? Or do you think I should come when I’m done?
Scottsbluff, Nebraska
Um, That Was Jennifer.
VP to assistant: Remember that one day, when we were doing it and we were on a conference call at the same time? That was a good day.
Fontana, California
Pedophiles Are Into Shoes, Right?
Coworker #1: He’s not gay, he’s a pedophile.
Coworker #2: There’s a difference?
Hickson Road
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: H.
Inside Her Vagina?
Employee: Bridget’s out on maternity leave again? That woman is fertile!
Boss: Yeah, I know where to come if I want to have more kids.
Bellevue, Washington
Be Thankful for Chemical Castration, Is All I’m Saying
Nurse to another: Usually, a parent has lots of children, and they touch all their children and wait for them to go away.
Bellevue, Washington
Yeah, Human Biology Really Is Creepy
Coworker #1: I think it’s creepy you kiss your dad on the lips. It’s like making out with your father.
Coworker #2: Why do you think that’s creepy?! I’m his daughter! His sperm is inside of me!
St. Louis, Missouri
