Gay IT guy: Man, it’s hot in here.
Coworker: Yeah, especially since you walked in, but we have the heater on.
Appleton City, Missouri
Archive for the ‘Sexuality’ Category
It’s My Fitness Program
Female co-worker: Yeah, these bruises on my legs? I wish I could say they were from S&M. Actually, I was just drunkenly stumbling around.
33 New Montgomery Street
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: McN
And Why Are You Snapping Photos?
Coworker, trying to get security card out of pocket: Why would you stand there and let me unbutton my pants when you already had yours out?
Nashville, Tennessee
…Instead Of Deer Hunting?
Grad student: Let’s get that second kit, there’s more solution and tubes.
Advisor: Great, we’ll get more buck for our dollar.
Grad student: Um, what?
Advisor: More buck for your dollar.
Grad student: Do you mean “more bang for our buck”?
Advisor: Well, I thought that’s what it was, but that sounds dirty. Like prostitutes or something, so I said the other thing.
Grad student: Why does your mind always go straight to prostitutes?
Johns Hopkins University
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: LabCat
…Ahem, “Dear Taxbitches…”
Boss to underling: We got a letter back from the IRS. It’s about the faggiest letter you can possibly conceive of. I’m going to read it to you now..
Manhattan, New York
The Mormon Conversion Process Is Extremely Rigorous
Partner #1: So how was it?
Partner #2: Ugh… long, hot, sticky.
Partner #1: Hm. What’d they make you do?
Salt Lake City, Utah
I Think I Just Did, Ma’am
Receptionist to FedEx guy: You want my little box, don’t you? I was wondering when you were going to come!
Kissimmee, Florida
Overheard by: Ijustworkhere
But When I Think About My Salary, I Just Smile
Principal, on the way to a client meeting: Time to go get a pee-pee smack.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Hidden by the Copier
That’s Great, Blanche
Auditor: I am a man! I have chest hair!
46th St & 3rd Ave
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Auditor #2
Hah! You Said “Insert”!
Girl office worker, pointing to three-ring binder: Oh! You have a pretty purple one!
Male coworker: Go ahead and take it.
Girl office worker: Oh, it?s too small. I need a big pretty purple one.
Male coworker: Insert your own joke here.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
