Office philosopher: Everyone’s pretty much a lesbian bike messenger in Portland, anyway.
San Diego, California
Archive for the ‘Sexuality’ Category
Cue Ominous Background Music
Coworker #1: Dude, let’s go to the strip club next week for lunch.
Coworker #2: Hmmm, well… maybe, but I’m supposed to be the one in charge next week.
Coworker #1: Exactly.
Meridian, Indianapolis
10AM Order an iPod
Woman: So you only listen to the Cardigans on your iPod while you work?
Man: Yeah, they make me feel like a 16 year old girl just after a hot shower, fresh and tingly all over.
1111 Fannin Street
Houston, Texas
Take What, Exactly? No, Don’t Tell Me.
Cute gay guy: Tome Cruise and Katie Holmes were looking for an apartment on my street.
Female coworker: Oh, really?
Cute gay guy: Yeah, I live on Toorak Road. If they move there, I wanna steal Suri. And have crazy bum sex on my balcony! (demonstrates by thrusting in the air) Take that, Scientology!
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: Giggling
Orgasms Are Dander’s Natural Predator
Office cougar: I figure I’ll just overwhelm him with great sex and he’ll completely forget he’s allergic to cats!
Reading, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: princess pink
My Notoriety’s Already Gotten Chlamydia Four Times
Gossip queen: So, Nate, saw you and Erin left during lunch together. What’s goin’ on there?
Nate: Nothin’.
Gossip queen: Oh, I get it. Wink. (walks away)
Nate to John: When did eating lunch with someone correlate to having penetrated them? I swear to god, my reputation gets laid about 300% more than I do.
John: Wink.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: me
Drop a Bunch Of Condoms on the Floor, and He’ll Immediately Tell You How Many There Are
Secretary: So, what’s her husband like?
Manager: Oh, he’s kind of like Mr Bean…you think he may be slightly autistic but he’s still really sexually attractive.
Secretary: Uhh…
Office
Sydney
Australia
I Never Felt So Free
Cube rat #1: Could you stop? That’s annoying me.
Cube rat #2: Jim, feel free to suck it.
Radnor, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: CubeKing
And Sometimes Not Running But Easing Softly
Male entering bathroom and noticing someone at urinal: I’m always running into the back of you in here.
Morgantown, West Virginia
10AM Check E‑mail
Project Manager: I can only imagine what has been coming in my box…My email box.
1137 North 26th Street
Sheboygan, Wisconsion
Overheard by: Chris O’Brien
