Male coworker: So he wants to be Cinderella?
Female coworker: Yes.
Male coworker: Like *Cinderella* Cinderella?
Female coworker: Yes. I figure, if he wants to be like his uncle, there’s nothing wrong with that.
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Temp-tation
Assistant to director: I think I’m going to ride your beast tonight. (pause) Wait. That came out wrong.
Indianapolis, Indiana
Boss: I’ve got part of the Kama Sutra on my wall.
Employee: Do we need to talk to H.R.?
175 South 3rd Street
Columbus, Ohio
Coworker: We need to get some white girls at this venue.
Manhattan, New York
Male computer tech to male computer user: Hey, if you let me get between you legs I can fix that issue.
Las Vegas, Nevada
Woman at the copier: I’m not saying she’s a whore, just that she likes penis more than her kids.
Jackson, Tennessee
Interviewer: In you medical record it states you had tuberculosis, how did you come across that?
Former sailor/job seeker: I dunno… Probably the whorehouses.
La Plata, Maryland
Overheard by: Got the job ayway!
Coworker to office administrator: Why did you send me this e‑mail twice?
Office admin: Because they sent it to me twice.
Coworker: So why did you send it to me twice?
Office admin: Because I thought it would only take you five seconds to delete.
Coworker: Didn’t you look at it before you sent it to me?
Office admin: Yes… but I didn’t send you the pornographic e‑mail that came in before that one!
Ottawa
Ontario
Canadia
Fire chief to maintenance worker: I need one with a big bottom, so it doesn’t flip over.
Washington State
Project manager: She came by for a donut this morning, and I forgot to nail her then.
Las Colinas, Texas
Hat Tip 🎩 to The Marketing Scientist
