Sheepish cube dweller trying to be quiet: Yeah. This is Angie* from last night. I think I left my gym shoes in your car last night when we were done.
Rockville, Maryland
Overheard by: Septimus
Archive for the ‘Sexuality’ Category
Before Bible Study
Manager, training new employee: If they call and are interested in strap-on play and ask for, say, mistress Lola, tell them she’s been roaming the halls with her strap-on, humping the walls.
New employee, with wide eyes: Really?
Established employee, passing by: Only on Sundays.
Grand & Ogden
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Yes, It’s a BDSM Dungeon
…Whereas I’ve Been Looking For 20 Years.
Office man trying to help lady with machinery: Wait, you need to put it in the hole!
Frustrated lady: What do you mean? I never have had to look for any hole!
Office man: Well, I know that’s true.
Austin, Texas
But Last Time I Did That, HR Made Us Attend That Seminar!
Male colleague to another, discussing fantasy football: You cannot make me happy unless you release all of your Johnsons.
Wilmington, Massachusetts
…Thus Fulfilling My Lifelong Dream.
Coworker, about new Twitter follower: Never mind, I thought it was a hooker.
Amarillo, Texas
Overheard by: Gina
The Two Major Choices for Young Ladies Nowadays
Cubicle mate on phone: Yeah, that’s so me. Wait, now what is this called? Well I’d rather be a dog walker than a porn star!
Topeka, Kansas
Just Lie Back and Don’t Think About What’s in It
Coworker #1, dropping summer sausage for lunch: Hey, you want some of my sausage?
Coworker #2: Only if you wash it off first.
Bourbonnais, Illinois
Overheard by: the closet is my office
9AM Back to Work
Admin: It says here, “his marriage stopped due to alcohol and wanking too much.”
Pause
Admin: Hold on.….. maybe it says “working to much.”
101 Whitechapel Road
London, UK
Overheard by: nurse
How You Know Your Photographers Don’t Have Enough Work to Do
Photographer #1: It doesn’t need to be sucked that hard.
Photographer #2: Yes, it does.
Photographer #3: I am more about friction then suction.
Studio
Culver City, California
Our Workplace Is Fraught With Peril Since Grey’s Anatomy Debuted
Nurse to paramedic pushing stretcher and IV pole: Would you like me to guide your pole?
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Deena
