Woman on phone: So, the reason he can’t cum is because he virtually has no sperm count. No sperm at all. That’s such a relief!
Rochelle Park, New Jersey
Overheard by: Rosie
Archive for the ‘Sexuality’ Category
Like Giant Dildos.
Executive director, discussing clients: We can't touch them physically, but we can touch them with things.
Louisville, Kentucky
My Oxygen Mask Has Deployed, See?
CEO to receptionist: I’m not touching myself! I’m having an underwear emergency.
Parnell
Auckland
New Zealand
Thanks, John
Elderly customer to account rep/receptionist: You are my favorite call girl.
Bourbonnais, Illinois
5PM That’s a Wrap
Male developer: I want to make sure the data loaded correctly, pardon me if I’m a bit anal
Female project manager: I enjoy anal.
2025 Euclid Avenue
Cleveland, Ohio
2PM Routine Transaction
Teller: Sir, can you please send in your ID since you want to cash this check
Customer: Well, there’s a problem. I lost my ID, but I can give you my social security number, birthday, and even tell you the last several transactions on my account to verify.
Teller: Ok, what’s your birthday and social?
Customer: [gives information]
Teller: Ok, what were the last three charges on your account?
Customer: [gives information]
Teller: So…what’s this $450 charge Passion Parties?
Customer: [Laughter] Uh, that’s something my wife is involved in.
730 Adkins Boulevard
Jackson, Mississippi
Overheard by: Nathan Best
Yeah, We Read Your Invitation on the Bulletin Board
Team leader: Tomorrow we're having sexual harassment training. (laughs) Jane, you can't touch Sophie.
Male coworker: They can touch me!
Melbourne, Florida
Some Jobs Make You Too Tired for Double Entendre
Transportation associate #1: Hey John, are you doing Karen today, or is Mark?
Transportation associate #2: Mark is.
Transportation associate #1: But he's not in his office.
Transportation associate #2: He must be doing it somewhere else, then.
Parkway, Atlanta
When Software Is Too Soft
Finance clerk: I couldn't get it up!
Reston, Virginia
Overheard by: Receptionitis
…Drooling.
CSR, about music video: When you watch the video you'll see two chicks making out. I'm to the left of them.
Atlanta, Georgia