Auditor: I am a man! I have chest hair!
46th St & 3rd Ave
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Auditor #2
Archive for the ‘Sexuality’ Category
Hah! You Said “Insert”!
Girl office worker, pointing to three-ring binder: Oh! You have a pretty purple one!
Male coworker: Go ahead and take it.
Girl office worker: Oh, it?s too small. I need a big pretty purple one.
Male coworker: Insert your own joke here.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
He Doesn't Dig Me, I'm Afraid
Suit to intern: Why don't you have your boyfriend dig you out?
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Who's Doing the Sexual Harassing Here? Show Your Work.
Female nurse, about new netbook: I guess I have to take this little pink thing home and test it out.
Male office manager: Can I watch?
Twin Falls, Idaho
Overheard by: jaekar99
When Auditors Give Pep Talks to Each Other
Coworker on phone: Well, tell her to bend over and hand you some KY.
Cartersville, Georgia
Overheard by: Shocked and Disturbed
Remember, We're an Engineering Firm
Senior engineer: Drop it down hard, and if it comes up, grab it.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Pip
Why Your Brothel Is Losing Money
Older white boss, whispering angrily to female employees: Nobody fucks with my hos…
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: One of the ho’s (apparently)
Larry and Curly Warned Me That Moe Would Never Change…
Male manager: I just love pushing your button! (sticks finger in his mouth, makes a popping sound and then makes a stabbing motion with it)
Female supervisor: My husband does that, and it drives me bananas!
North Phoenix, Arizona
Overheard by: thatshowyoudoit?
We Can't Have Radio Control Cars Zipping Down the Hallways
Admin assistant: So, the batteries are in that bin over there when you need them, you know, for office uses and stuff.
Boss: Yeah, no personal use for your…personal toys.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Kimberly
And I Was Like, “Mission Accomplished!”
Female coworker #1: By that time I was drunk enough to run in there myself. So I bought one of 'em. It was like a regular condom, but it had these little pink things…
Female coworker #2: You bought a french tickler?
Female coworker #1: Yeah! So we blew it up at our table and started using it as a volleyball. It was really fun for a while, and then I spiked it into the priest's head and we were asked to leave the reception.
Albany, New York
Overheard by: Doubled over Coworker