Archive for the ‘Service’ Category

1PM Qual­i­ty Con­trol

Su­per­vi­sor: You can’t be do­ing stuff wrong all the time.
Wait­ress: I’m not the on­ly one do­ing stuff wrong. You do a lot wrong, too.
Su­per­vi­sor: I can do more wrong be­cause I do more right. It evens out.

1770 Mill Street
Wailuku, Hawaii

You Know What — I’ll Just Take a Wa­ter

Wait­er to cus­tomer: I’m sor­ry, but we’re out of swiss. Would you like moz­zarel­la or ched­dar?
Cus­tomer: Swiss.
Wait­er: No, we don’t have swiss. Do you want moz­zarel­la or ched­dar?
Cus­tomer: You don’t have swiss?
Wait­er: Nope, but we do have moz­zarel­la and ched­dar.
Cus­tomer: That sucks!
Wait­er: Yeah, I’m sor­ry. Would you like ei­ther moz­zarel­la or ched­dar?
Cus­tomer: What oth­er cheeses do you have?
Wait­er: Moz­zarel­la and ched­dar.
Cus­tomer: Don’t you have any oth­er cheeses?

Salt Lake City, Utah

Sor­ry, I Just Took a Side Trip to Fan­ta­sy­land

Su­per­vi­sor to man­ag­er: You know I’m leav­ing work ear­ly to­day, right?
Man­ag­er: That’s right… For what, again?
Su­per­vi­sor: I’m get­ting my cat shaved.
(pause)
Su­per­vi­sor: My cat… like, our pet cat. A fe­line.

Am­bas­sador East Ho­tel
Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: laugh­ing one cu­bi­cle over