Archive for the ‘Service’ Category

12PM Lunch

Food ser­vice work­er: What type of so­da would you like to­day?
Fe­male cus­tomer: Large.
Food ser­vice work­er: Yes, mam’m. But what type or fla­vor did you want?
Fe­male cus­tomer: I said large.
Food ser­vice work­er: Yes, ma’am. Di­et Coke? Sprite? Coke? What type?
Fe­male cus­tomer: Are you fuck­ing stu­pid or some­thing? Large. A large so­da. How many times do I have to tell you?

San Diego Mall Food Court
San Diego, Cal­i­for­nia

2PM Cus­tomer Care

Pas­sen­ger: Is this flight go­ing to be full?
CSR #1: Yes, we ex­pect a full flight to­day, sir.
Pas­sen­ger: Why is that?
CSR #1: Um… well, I guess a lot of peo­ple made reser­va­tions, sir.
Pas­sen­ger: Uh…No, I mean, it’s Tues­day. Peo­ple don’t fly on Tues­days.
CSR # 2, whis­per­ing to cowork­er: Wow! A talk­ing dog!

Aveni­da Tael S/N, MEX (Mex­i­co City In­ter­na­tion­al Air­port)

Over­heard by: Trece