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Ironically, This Is a Drug Transaction

Client: Sorry I didn't call you yesterday, I had to chase my 25-pound dog for 40 blocks.
Sales rep: Oh yeah? What kind of dog?
Client: Apparently a Mexican one, if he can't understand when I tell him to stop.
Sales rep: That just means he pretends not to speak English so he doesn't have to listen to you.

Charlotte, North Carolina

Overheard by: Clarissa StTacocrotch

9AM Rise and Shine

Sales Manager: You are really getting on my nerves today!
General Manager: Good, I can cross that off my list!

2700 Corporate Exchange Drive
Columbus, Ohio