Sales guy in restroom: You know, if you really want to have fun take the blue pill now.
Darien, Connecticut
Overheard by: is this the matrix or a viagra commercial?
Archive for the ‘Sales’ Category
So That Was Friday Night
Sales lady to guy holding door open for her: I was going to, but then I felt something dribble on me and asked “why am I wet?”
Sydney
Australia
Does It Ever Stop?
Sales rep #1: It was supposed to be nice this weekend!
Sales rep #2: Nope.
Sales rep #1: What happened?
Sales rep #2: Reality.
Chantilly, Virginia
Um, Yeah, I Saw the YouTube Video.
Sales guy #1: Wanna go across the street to the deli for lunch? I hear they make a mean BLT.
Sales guy #2: They're expensive.
Sales guy #1: Dude… I'm so frekkin rich I wipe my ass with dollar bills.
Seattle, Washington
Avocados. (What Were You Thinking, Pervs?)
Female sales rep #1: So I don't like that kind too much.
Female sales rep #2: You like yours to be a little harder, like more firm?
Female sales rep #1: Yeah, but not too hard, I need to be able to pull the skin back and get to the good part.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
I Mean, What Kind Of Assistant Brings You a Mochaccino Instead Of a Skim Latte??
Sales rep on phone with customer: And then I spanked him and put him back inside. I was so mad at him!
Keene, New Hampshire
And I'm Sorry You Walked in While I Was “Being Strategical”…
Senior sales VP: I need to set apart a set amount of time every day so I'm not bothered. That's the time I need to be strategical.
Fort Myers, Florida
You Also Gotta Refrain From Calling it ‘The Gerbil’
Sales guy #1: You’re nasty!
Sales guy #2: I’m not the one that took the pictures on that site.
Sales guy #1: I’m not the one that’s talking about shaving my gerbil!
Sales guy #2: Oooh… You gotta shave the gerbil. You GOTTA.
8220 England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina
Anonymously, One Hopes
Female sales rep, poking head over cubicle: Sometimes I like to send my best customers pictures of silly things, like unicorns jumping over rainbows!
Keene, New Hampshire
Overheard by: Jon
So Many Wonderful Things Come in Plain, Brown Wrappers
Sales guy: Remember when you were a kid and got crabs? The medicine would come in a plain brown box like that.
Asbury Park, New Jersey
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