Does It Ever Stop?

Sales rep #1: It was supposed to be nice this weekend!
Sales rep #2: Nope.
Sales rep #1: What happened?
Sales rep #2: Reality.

Chantilly, Virginia

Um, Yeah, I Saw the YouTube Video.

Sales guy #1: Wanna go across the street to the deli for lunch? I hear they make a mean BLT.
Sales guy #2: They're expensive.
Sales guy #1: Dude… I'm so frekkin rich I wipe my ass with dollar bills.

Seattle, Washington

Avocados. (What Were You Thinking, Pervs?)

Female sales rep #1: So I don't like that kind too much.
Female sales rep #2: You like yours to be a little harder, like more firm?
Female sales rep #1: Yeah, but not too hard, I need to be able to pull the skin back and get to the good part.

Delran, New Jersey

Overheard by: Bruce Banner

I Mean, What Kind Of Assistant Brings You a Mochaccino Instead Of a Skim Latte??

Sales rep on phone with customer: And then I spanked him and put him back inside. I was so mad at him!

Keene, New Hampshire

And I'm Sorry You Walked in While I Was “Being Strategical”…

Senior sales VP: I need to set apart a set amount of time every day so I'm not bothered. That's the time I need to be strategical.

Fort Myers, Florida

You Also Gotta Refrain From Calling it ‘The Gerbil’

Sales guy #1: You’re nasty!
Sales guy #2: I’m not the one that took the pictures on that site.
Sales guy #1: I’m not the one that’s talking about shaving my gerbil!
Sales guy #2: Oooh… You gotta shave the gerbil. You GOTTA.

8220 England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina

Anonymously, One Hopes

Female sales rep, poking head over cubicle: Sometimes I like to send my best customers pictures of silly things, like unicorns jumping over rainbows!

Keene, New Hampshire

Overheard by: Jon

So Many Wonderful Things Come in Plain, Brown Wrappers

Sales guy: Remember when you were a kid and got crabs? The medicine would come in a plain brown box like that.

Asbury Park, New Jersey

Overheard by: (to the)

The Aisles Only Go Up to 13.

Saleslady to woman: How may I help you?
Woman: Hi, I'm looking for something specific.
(45 seconds of silence)
Saleslady: Aisle 14.

Victor, New York

Overheard by: Yikes!

4PM Meeting with the Brits

Client: I measured it, it was 4 centimetres!
Salesman: What’s that in millimetres?
Client: Did you even go to school?

297 Munster Road
Fulham, London
UK

Overheard by: Marshall