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10AM Catch Up!

Of­fice work­er #1: My good­ness, I have so much work that even if I stayed at work 24 hours it still would­n’t even put a dent in my work­load.
Of­fice work­er #2: Wow, you have that much work?
Of­fice work­er #1: No…it’s just that I’m al­ways too busy fart­ing around to get any work done.

475 An­ton Boule­vard
Cos­ta Mesa, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Re­my Rawrs

Squat­ters’ Rights, Dude

Em­ploy­ee #1: Do you go in the bath­room like that?
Bare­foot em­ploy­ee: Yeah, but I sit down. It’s much clean­er in there.
Em­ploy­ee #2: Wait, did you just ad­mit that you sit down to pee?

1 Mi­crosoft Way
Red­mond, Wash­ing­ton