Head honcho: We should get on a pooping schedule!
Unidentified underling: (laughs nervously)
Head honcho: It’s time for you to poop!
Altoona, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: What’s My Pee Telling Me?
Head honcho: We should get on a pooping schedule!
Unidentified underling: (laughs nervously)
Head honcho: It’s time for you to poop!
Altoona, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: What’s My Pee Telling Me?
Guy in stall #1: Hey, what’s up? Yeah, okay. You still wanna do that today?
Massive eruption occurs from next stall.
Guy in stall #2: Huh? Oh, that… I’m taking a shit right now…
Livermore, California
Overheard by: Stephen
Boss (in restroom): This is the only room in the building where I know what I’m doing anymore.
Washington, DC
Female coworker: That’s it. I’m going to the store and get some tampons. I’m tired of stuffing toilet paper in me.
Charlottesville, Virginia
Co-worker: Does the whole building smell like urine? Or is it just my cube?
1601 Chestnut Street
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Male entering bathroom and noticing someone at urinal: I’m always running into the back of you in here.
Morgantown, West Virginia
Office worker #1: My goodness, I have so much work that even if I stayed at work 24 hours it still wouldn’t even put a dent in my workload.
Office worker #2: Wow, you have that much work?
Office worker #1: No…it’s just that I’m always too busy farting around to get any work done.
475 Anton Boulevard
Costa Mesa, California
Overheard by: Remy Rawrs
Employee: I have to go to the restroom and grab a bite to eat.
1800 West Loop South
Houston, Texas
Woman to another, in restroom: Well, I don’t think about it that hard. I just keep sticking it in there and wait to see what happens.
Union City, Tennessee
Overheard by: Did She just say that?
Employee #1: Do you go in the bathroom like that?
Barefoot employee: Yeah, but I sit down. It’s much cleaner in there.
Employee #2: Wait, did you just admit that you sit down to pee?
1 Microsoft Way
Redmond, Washington
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