Admin to another: I just got peed on by a radioactive cat, hold on.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Andy
Archive for the ‘Restroom’ Category
3PM “Urgent” HR Meeting
Guy #1: I heard she is a squatter.
Guy #2: Really, she has no place to live?
Guy #1: No, she squats above the toilet seat and goes to the bathroom. It gets everywhere so HR is going to talk to her.
Guy #2: Can you imagine what the bathroom in her house must look like?
9740 Irvine Boulevard
Irvine, California
And Flicking Them at Another Toddler
Photo person cleaning out pump nozzle of green hand sanitizer: This is just like picking boogers out of a toddler!
Prudential Plaza
Chicago, Illinois
…With That Bucket Of Baby Wipes
Male employee #1: I'm gonna go take a shit.
Female employee: I did not need to hear that.
Male employee #1: Well, it's so you know why I'll be gone so long.
Male employee #2: Well, you could be doing something else…
Kent, Ohio
And Here I Thought You Were Just Going to Do Number 1/2
Coworker #1: Haha–you have to use the little boy urinal.
Coworker #2: That's okay. I need the extra clearance.
Woodland Hills, California
Overheard by: Envious
9AM So…Drowsy…
Partner: Do you think the girls would mind if I popped an Ambien and went to sleep in their bathroom?
10 South Riverside Plaza
Chicago, Illinois
There’s No P in Team
Intern #1: Hey, are you going to the bathroom?
Intern #2: No, do you need me to?
633 3rd Avenue
New York, NY
Not with Those Spikes on Your Wheelchair, Ben-Hur
Young professional woman: I have to pee.
Young professional man: Me too.
Young professional woman: Race you to the handicapped bathroom!
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Dan
4PM Study Coriolis Effect (Urgent)
Manager: I saw it happen when I was in Australia.
Engineer: To be perfectly honest with you, I’ve never studied the direction of water flow in my toilet.
The next 30 minutes were spent experimenting on various containers with holes.
6411 Ivy Lane
Greenbelt, Maryland
Ah, But Pulling It Out? Magic!
Female coworker: That's it. I'm going to the store and get some tampons. I'm tired of stuffing toilet paper in me.
Charlottesville, Virginia