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Squat­ters’ Rights, Dude

Em­ploy­ee #1: Do you go in the bath­room like that?
Bare­foot em­ploy­ee: Yeah, but I sit down. It’s much clean­er in there.
Em­ploy­ee #2: Wait, did you just ad­mit that you sit down to pee?

1 Mi­crosoft Way
Red­mond, Wash­ing­ton