Head honcho: We should get on a pooping schedule!
Unidentified underling: (laughs nervously)
Head honcho: It’s time for you to poop!
Altoona, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: What’s My Pee Telling Me?
Archive for the ‘Restroom’ Category
Captain Obvious Has Bowel Movements, Too
Guy in stall #1: Hey, what’s up? Yeah, okay. You still wanna do that today?
Massive eruption occurs from next stall.
Guy in stall #2: Huh? Oh, that… I’m taking a shit right now…
Livermore, California
Overheard by: Stephen
That’ll All Change Once the Keypad Urinals Are Installed
Boss (in restroom): This is the only room in the building where I know what I’m doing anymore.
Washington, DC
Ah, But Pulling It Out? Magic!
Female coworker: That’s it. I’m going to the store and get some tampons. I’m tired of stuffing toilet paper in me.
Charlottesville, Virginia
9AM It’s Like a Welcome Mat
Co-worker: Does the whole building smell like urine? Or is it just my cube?
1601 Chestnut Street
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
And Sometimes Not Running But Easing Softly
Male entering bathroom and noticing someone at urinal: I’m always running into the back of you in here.
Morgantown, West Virginia
10AM Catch Up!
Office worker #1: My goodness, I have so much work that even if I stayed at work 24 hours it still wouldn’t even put a dent in my workload.
Office worker #2: Wow, you have that much work?
Office worker #1: No…it’s just that I’m always too busy farting around to get any work done.
475 Anton Boulevard
Costa Mesa, California
Overheard by: Remy Rawrs
1PM Lunch
Employee: I have to go to the restroom and grab a bite to eat.
1800 West Loop South
Houston, Texas
That Explains My First Child…
Woman to another, in restroom: Well, I don’t think about it that hard. I just keep sticking it in there and wait to see what happens.
Union City, Tennessee
Overheard by: Did She just say that?
Squatters’ Rights, Dude
Employee #1: Do you go in the bathroom like that?
Barefoot employee: Yeah, but I sit down. It’s much cleaner in there.
Employee #2: Wait, did you just admit that you sit down to pee?
1 Microsoft Way
Redmond, Washington
