Female coworker: That’s it. I’m going to the store and get some tampons. I’m tired of stuffing toilet paper in me.
Charlottesville, Virginia
Archive for the ‘Restroom’ Category
9AM It’s Like a Welcome Mat
Co-worker: Does the whole building smell like urine? Or is it just my cube?
1601 Chestnut Street
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
And Sometimes Not Running But Easing Softly
Male entering bathroom and noticing someone at urinal: I’m always running into the back of you in here.
Morgantown, West Virginia
10AM Catch Up!
Office worker #1: My goodness, I have so much work that even if I stayed at work 24 hours it still wouldn’t even put a dent in my workload.
Office worker #2: Wow, you have that much work?
Office worker #1: No…it’s just that I’m always too busy farting around to get any work done.
475 Anton Boulevard
Costa Mesa, California
Overheard by: Remy Rawrs
1PM Lunch
Employee: I have to go to the restroom and grab a bite to eat.
1800 West Loop South
Houston, Texas
That Explains My First Child…
Woman to another, in restroom: Well, I don’t think about it that hard. I just keep sticking it in there and wait to see what happens.
Union City, Tennessee
Overheard by: Did She just say that?
Squatters’ Rights, Dude
Employee #1: Do you go in the bathroom like that?
Barefoot employee: Yeah, but I sit down. It’s much cleaner in there.
Employee #2: Wait, did you just admit that you sit down to pee?
1 Microsoft Way
Redmond, Washington
You Think You Know Shit, but You Don’t.
Bathroom patron #1: You’re takin’ another shit? What are you, sick or something?
Bathroom patron #2: Nah, man, it’s healthy. You’re supposed to be takin’ seven to ten shits a day.
Manhattan, New York
Now Clean Up That Puddle and Let’s Never Speak Of It Again
Female office drone #1 to #2: No, because I don’t wait until the last minute to pee!
Female office drone #2: Well, I do.
Female office drone #1 : Well, that’s on you, crazy!
Southfield, Michigan
1PM Lunch
Co-worker #1: Let’s go.
Co-worker #2: Can I go to the bathroom first?
Co-worker #1: So go! You have to do it with yours, not with mine!
1250 Broadway
New York, NY
