Archive for the ‘Religion’ Category

1PM Lunch

Em­ploy­ee #1: What are you do­ing? Catch­ing up on your celebri­ty gos­sip?
Em­ploy­ee #2: Sci­en­tol­ogy to­day, ac­tu­al­ly.
Em­ploy­ee #1: I’ll join if you join!
Em­ploy­ee #3: Al­ready a mem­ber.
Mid­dle Man­ag­er: All of you shut up. Try­ing to have a silent birth over here.

3810 Wabash Dri­ve
Mi­ra Lo­ma, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Of­fice Derelict

Take What, Ex­act­ly? No, Don’t Tell Me.

Cute gay guy: Tome Cruise and Katie Holmes were look­ing for an apart­ment on my street.
Fe­male cowork­er: Oh, re­al­ly?
Cute gay guy: Yeah, I live on Toorak Road. If they move there, I wan­na steal Suri. And have crazy bum sex on my bal­cony! (demon­strates by thrust­ing in the air) Take that, Sci­en­tol­ogy!

Mel­bourne
Aus­tralia

Over­heard by: Gig­gling

Wake Us Up When This Con­ver­sa­tion Is Over.

Cube rat #1: So tell me, Bob, you’re a col­lege bas­ket­ball of­fi­cial. Which school in the Big 12 has the worst be­haved stu­dents.?
Cube rat #2: Well, you would be sur­prised. It’s Bay­lor.
Cube rat #1: Bay­lor is a Bap­tist col­lege… You would think they would be bet­ter be­haved. Cube rat #2: Well, they are just frus­trat­ed be­cause they don’t get any… (long pause) cham­pi­onships.

Greenville, Texas

Over­heard by: Mike