Or Just a Communist?

Clerk #1: What are you doing for Thanksgiving?
Clerk #2: I'm not doing anything, I don't celebrate Thanksgiving.
Clerk #1: What, are you Jewish?

Leader Heights, Maryland

Actually, I Thought “Mazel Tov” Was Your Name.

Colleague #1, through the coat closet door: Oh, hey, you changing in there?
Colleague #2: Yes.
Colleague #1: Oh, okay. Mazel tov…
Colleague #2: Uhh… Mazel tov to what?

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Jeff

I Watch It Through a Hole in My Bible

Nurse to another: Do you watch the show where all the scientists live together? Oh you don't watch tv at night? That's show's ungodly sinful… But I do like Six Feet Under.

University of Kentucky Hospital
Lexington, Kentucky

10AM Cultural Sensitivity Workshop

Co-worker #1: Hey, look at this expense report. It says he took $50
cab rides everyday and he has no receipts! He’s milking us.
Co-worker #2: Wow! But don’t say that to our boss. She’s Jewish too.

4301 N. Fairfax Drive
Arlington, Virginia

Pop Quiz: Which of These Statements Is True About Elvis?

Boss on phone: That’s what I’m saying! He’s had his beer, he’s had his Vegas, he’s a Muslim, and I’m going to hell.

1st Street
Los Angeles, California

Orthodox Dude in Peyes, Platform Hat, Black Three-Piece Suit: ‘What Did You Just Say?’

Cube dude: I don’t mean this to be harsh, but, you know, the Talmud wasn’t exactly written just to justify your fashion choices.

350 Madison Avenue
New York, New York

By Birth, Marriage, or Popular Acclamation?

Blonde: I’m queen of the Gentiles!

Owings Mills, Maryland

I Suggest You Switch to Diet Pepsi

Office Mormon to guy drinking beer at dinner: Dude, you're so drunk.
Drinker: I don't tell you what it's like to be Mormon, so you don't tell me what it's like to be drunk.

Honolulu, Hawaii

That's Their Slogan!

Female coworker #1: Did you know that eHarmony doesn't allow lesbians? It's run by Christians.
Female coworker #2: Well, no room at the inn! Sorry, Jesus!

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

9AM What’ll It Be Today?

Co-worker: Ugh! Easter’s on a Sunday this year!

6300 West Loop Freeway S
Bellaire, Texas