Female coworker: I woke up today and couldn’t find my panties.
Male coworker: So, did you find them finally?
Female coworker: No. And my husband disappeared…
Law office
New York, New York
Overheard by: julllully
Archive for the ‘Relationships’ Category
No One Intelligent Gets Married
Clerk #1: My nephew is getting married, and his mother is not happy.
Clerk #2: Why’s that?
Clerk #1: Well she is Mexican, Italian or maybe from India. I don’t know. They just don’t like her. He’s really intelligent, but they’re worried about him quitting college now.
1400 Douglas Street
Omaha, Nebraska
Overheard by: unbelievable
A Lot Of Guys Would Be Gay, If It Weren’t for the Sex
Gay coworker to straight coworker: Hey, look, it’s my work husband–love you!
Columbia, Pennsylvania
Or, As I Affectionately Call Him, “My Little Tar-Baby”
Office manager, calling out to boss: Do I have to take the diversity training if I am married to a black guy?
Viking Drive
Eden Prarie, Minnesota
Overheard by: I wouldn’t think so
I’m So Glad We Rescued You from the Shelter
Young male coworker to another: You are the only cat I wanna pet.
Raleigh, North Carolina
Don’t Count on It, Mate
Male staff member: Yeah, but knowing my luck, it’ll happen again when I’m not here!
Female staff member: It’s okay. You’re married now. You’ll get lucky one day!
Blockbuster
Australia
I May Have to Give Up Rollerblading With My Dog
Coworker to another: Sometimes my wheels spin around the wrong angle and then they jab at you.
Seattle, Washington
He Doesn’t Dig Me, I’m Afraid
Suit to intern: Why don’t you have your boyfriend dig you out?
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
…So He Can Freelance
Office girl to cube mates: I didn’t talk to my fiance at all last night, he was harvesting organs. Apparently they just go in and start yanking like five minutes after somebody dies. Okay, well, now I’m going to go buy him a gun.
St Louis, Missouri
Engineers Often Develop Delusions Of Godhood
Engineer to secretary: I don’t want to be accused of misplacing nine years of your life!
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: 812
