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Disin­gen­u­ous­ness Is Part Of My Pro­fes­sion­al Per­sona

Re­cep­tion­ist, on phone: Ocean View* Es­crow
Proces­sor: Dar­lene* please.
Re­cep­tion­ist: She’s on the oth­er line. Would you like to hold?
Proces­sor: I’d love to.
Re­cep­tion­ist: Re­al­ly?
Proces­sor: Not big on sar­casm, are you?

1950 Sawtelle Boule­vard
Los An­ge­les, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Matt

2PM Con­fer­ence

Con­fer­en­ceper­son: Could you please have a pot of cof­fee ready for my 2 o’­clock meet­ing?
Sec­re­tary: Um, there’s a sched­uled 1 hour long pow­er out­age at 1:30.
Con­fer­en­ceper­son: That’s okay, we have lights.

Com­put­er Sci­ence Build­ing
Stony Brook Uni­ver­si­ty
Stony Brook, New York