Secretary: You know, those wireless headsets have been a boon for the homeless.
Fort Worth, Texas
Overheard by: mmhmmm
Archive for the ‘Receptionists’ Category
Collect Them All! Trade with Your Friends!
Secretary: What I’d give for an eight-year-old vagina again…
Orange County, California
A Friend Would Lie to Me
Receptionist: I feel like I look like I just rolled out of bed and came into work.
Dental assistant: Well…did you?
Receptionist: Well, yeah…but still!
Centennial, Colorado
But He Is My Son
Office manager: He kinda looks like a Ninja Turtle.
Receptionist: What?
Office manager: A Ninja Turtle. Don’t you see it?
Receptionist: Ummm…
Office manager: You know, a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
Receptionist: Oh, that kind of Ninja Turtle… I don’t see it.
2661 Riva Road
Annapolis, Maryland
Overheard by: aoK
But She Stopped As Soon As I Called It That.
Gossipy receptionist: …and then she rode the wiener mobile.
Erie, Pennsylvania
Amazing How Much a Gal Can Fit in Her Flash Drive
IT guy #1, looking at coworker's computer: Yep… We got porn!
IT guy #2: Are you surprised?
IT guy #1: No, not really.
Receptionist, passing by: Oh my god! That's not a dildo, that's an act of war!
Chicago, Illinois
4PM Call [the Client]
Secretary: [The client] keeps calling and asking for me. And you know what? The next time he does that, I’m going to tell him that you lied to him.
Boss: What? Why?
Secretaty: Because you tell him you’re going to do all these things for him, and you don’t!
Boss: That’s because he’s an idiot!
527 West Jefferson Street
Louisville, Kentucky
A Whacking Big Problem
Worried secretary: Joe has a problem with the masturbation story.
Congress Avenue
Delray Beach, Florida
12PM Lunch
Receptionist over the intercom: Obituaries…Mmmmmmm….
16 Bailey Avenue
Ridgefield, Connecticut
Overheard by: Nikki
Debbie Does Wieners Doesn't Sound Hot at All
Office drone to receptionist: Debbie asked me to make sure her wieners didn't get too hot, and that meant I had to touch them!
Denver, Colorado