12PM Lunch

Receptionist over the intercom: Obituaries…Mmmmmmm….

16 Bailey Avenue
Ridgefield, Connecticut

Overheard by: Nikki

Debbie Does Wieners Doesn't Sound Hot at All

Office drone to receptionist: Debbie asked me to make sure her wieners didn't get too hot, and that meant I had to touch them!

Denver, Colorado

Nothing Says “Rough Crowd” Like Men in Bathing Caps

Colleague, chatting up receptionist on Monday morning: Me and the water polo boys can be a pretty rough crowd when we want to be.

Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: Nathan

5PM That’s a Wrap

Funeral director: So, you know all the procedures now, right?
Secretary: Yes, I believe so, I just never had to go get the organ out for a service.
Funeral director: Well, you know where it’s at, right?
Secretary: Yeah, so you just go in the back and pull it out and stick it in there, right?

2157 Oak Street
Wyandotte, Michigan

And I'm Saying, “Your Water Breaks in It, You Bought It.”

Older secretary lady: Childbirth is such a magical experience, unlike anything else in the world. It's just so amazing, you wont understand until you're a mom.
20-something female coworker: Um… All I asked was if I could reserve the company van!

Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: Vans have feelings too

Once He Gets His Teeth into Something, He Will Not Let Go

Secretary #1: What is he doing now at the casino?
Secretary #2: I heard he got a good job as a Pit Bull.

New Jersey

Overheard by: bonbonr

4PM I’m Out of Here

Lady: How do I get to the radio station?
Receptionist: You have to go down the hall and take the elevator down.

20 minutes pass.

Lady : Okay, I did the singing telegram, now I need a bathroom.

4041 Mill Street
Kansas City, Missouri

1PM Lunch

Receptionist: I don’t know whether to throw up my hands or just throw up.

550 South Hope Street
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: oldcorps50

Thanks, John

Elderly customer to account rep/receptionist: You are my favorite call girl.

Bourbonnais, Illinois

Can't Explain. Texting

Receptionist: What's a BlackBerry? Is that some kind of desert?

New York City, New York

Overheard by: Stunned