IT guy #1, looking at coworker's computer: Yep… We got porn!
IT guy #2: Are you surprised?
IT guy #1: No, not really.
Receptionist, passing by: Oh my god! That's not a dildo, that's an act of war!
Chicago, Illinois
Archive for the ‘Receptionists’ Category
4PM Call [the Client]
Secretary: [The client] keeps calling and asking for me. And you know what? The next time he does that, I’m going to tell him that you lied to him.
Boss: What? Why?
Secretaty: Because you tell him you’re going to do all these things for him, and you don’t!
Boss: That’s because he’s an idiot!
527 West Jefferson Street
Louisville, Kentucky
A Whacking Big Problem
Worried secretary: Joe has a problem with the masturbation story.
Congress Avenue
Delray Beach, Florida
12PM Lunch
Receptionist over the intercom: Obituaries…Mmmmmmm….
16 Bailey Avenue
Ridgefield, Connecticut
Overheard by: Nikki
Debbie Does Wieners Doesn't Sound Hot at All
Office drone to receptionist: Debbie asked me to make sure her wieners didn't get too hot, and that meant I had to touch them!
Denver, Colorado
Nothing Says “Rough Crowd” Like Men in Bathing Caps
Colleague, chatting up receptionist on Monday morning: Me and the water polo boys can be a pretty rough crowd when we want to be.
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: Nathan
5PM That’s a Wrap
Funeral director: So, you know all the procedures now, right?
Secretary: Yes, I believe so, I just never had to go get the organ out for a service.
Funeral director: Well, you know where it’s at, right?
Secretary: Yeah, so you just go in the back and pull it out and stick it in there, right?
2157 Oak Street
Wyandotte, Michigan
And I'm Saying, “Your Water Breaks in It, You Bought It.”
Older secretary lady: Childbirth is such a magical experience, unlike anything else in the world. It's just so amazing, you wont understand until you're a mom.
20-something female coworker: Um… All I asked was if I could reserve the company van!
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: Vans have feelings too
Once He Gets His Teeth into Something, He Will Not Let Go
Secretary #1: What is he doing now at the casino?
Secretary #2: I heard he got a good job as a Pit Bull.
New Jersey
Overheard by: bonbonr
4PM I’m Out of Here
Lady: How do I get to the radio station?
Receptionist: You have to go down the hall and take the elevator down.
20 minutes pass.
Lady : Okay, I did the singing telegram, now I need a bathroom.
4041 Mill Street
Kansas City, Missouri