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On­ly If It’s Ca­su­al Fri­day

Co-work­er #1: Hey, do we need to dress up when the Japs show up next week?
Boss: Don’t ever re­fer to them as Japs! That’s racist and very of­fen­sive. Please re­fer to them as Japan­ese in­stead.
Co-work­er #2: Hey, while we’re be­ing all cul­tur­al­ly sen­si­tive and shit, can I show up to work dressed as a nin­ja to wel­come them to Amer­i­ca?

115 Perime­ter Cen­ter Place, NE
At­lanta, Geor­gia

The Wheels in Her Brain Go Round and Round…

28-year-old in­tern: How do you spell your last name?
22-year-old in­tern: “Towne”. You know, like “City” on­ly with an “e”.
28-year-old agent: Don’t you mean like “Town” with an “e”?
22-year-old in­tern: Nope, I mean “City”. But I sup­pose “Town” would work too. I nev­er thought of that.

Min­neapo­lis, Min­neso­ta

1PM Lunch

Co-work­er #1: Do they have col­or by num­bers in Eng­land?
Co-work­er #2: Mmm, I dun­no. Ask [De­nis], he’s British.
Co-work­er #1: They have fish sticks, right?
Co-work­er #2: Yeah, but I think they’re called some­thing else.

205 Hud­son Street
New York, NY

Over­heard by: Guiller­mo Echevar­ria