Archive for the ‘Questions’ Category

…In­stead Of Deer Hunt­ing?

Grad stu­dent: Let’s get that sec­ond kit, there’s more so­lu­tion and tubes.
Ad­vi­sor: Great, we’ll get more buck for our dol­lar.
Grad stu­dent: Um, what?
Ad­vi­sor: More buck for your dol­lar.
Grad stu­dent: Do you mean “more bang for our buck”?
Ad­vi­sor: Well, I thought that’s what it was, but that sounds dirty. Like pros­ti­tutes or some­thing, so I said the oth­er thing.
Grad stu­dent: Why does your mind al­ways go straight to pros­ti­tutes?

Johns Hop­kins Uni­ver­si­ty
Bal­ti­more, Mary­land

Over­heard by: Lab­Cat

Kin­da Like How I’m Dyslex­ic Af­ter Four Vod­ka Ton­ics

Girl #1: I feel bad for that kid, Matt*.
Girl #2: Which one? That loud kid?
Girl #1: Well yeah, the loud kid, but he has As­perg­er’s syn­drome, so he kind of does­n’t get it, you know?
Guy: I once had a room­mate that thought he had As­perg­er’s, and I was al­ways like, “man, shut up. You just did too much coke again.”

Bal­ti­more, Mary­land

Over­heard by: Lab­Cat