Cube monkey #1: I’m losing my will to live.
Cube monkey #2: Would a tiny peanut butter cookie help?
Calgary
Canada
Archive for the ‘Questions’ Category
Tonight, on To Dress a Predator…
Scruffy guy #1: So you actually wear little girl clothes?
Scruffy guy #2, nodding a lot: Yeah!
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Laura
Why Do You Wheeze While Asking Me That?
Coworker #1: … Kind of scary. I just don’t know how I feel about that.
Coworker #2: It’s not a big deal. It’s a game. It’s fun.
Coworker #1: Oh… So, wait — do they eat the dreidel?
West 58th Street
New York, New York
Your Tattoo Of the Clock with No Hands, Maybe?
Female coworker: What is it about me that says “oh, she'll be fine in prison?”
Raleigh, North Carolina
A Giant Gathering of Ruby Tuesdays Employees?
Boss: Okay, before we cross that Rubicon … Wait, does everyone know what the Rubicon was?
Minion: Yeah! It's the brain!
Boss: (blinks) Okay… Anyone else have a guess?
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: veni vidi deridei
2PM Credit Meeting
VP: Are we going to continue to flog ourselves with the same blunt instrument?
910 Lousiana Street
Houston, Texas
Or, As I Affectionately Call Him, “My Little Tar-Baby”
Office manager, calling out to boss: Do I have to take the diversity training if I am married to a black guy?
Viking Drive
Eden Prarie, Minnesota
Overheard by: I wouldn’t think so
In a Perfect World…
Coworker #1: Where did you just go?
Coworker #2: I had to go get beer for a meeting.
Dallas, Texas
And for a Short Time, He Will Like You More
Female peon: Even if a guy doesn’t like you it’s still nice if you give him a blow job, right?
Male peon: Yeah, that’s nice… That’s reeeal nice… That’s Toys-for-Tots-nice.
1200 Yankee Doodle Road
Eagan, Minnesota
I Was Thinking More in Terms Of Using It As Toilet Paper
Editor to writer: Do you want to talk about your cover story submission?
Writer: Not really.
Editor: Well, there are a couple of techniques we could use to improve it.
Writer: Is one of them leaving it the hell alone?
Augusta, Georgia