Archive for the ‘Questions’ Category

He Got 500 Hours as Pun­ish­ment for Hav­ing Lisa Marie

Of­fice girl: My mom said she al­most wrecked her car the oth­er day be­cause she was watch­ing Elvis pick up trash on the side of the road. My mom said he was pick­ing up trash in his jump­suit, right there on the side of the road.
Of­fice guy: Elvis was do­ing a lit­tle com­mu­ni­ty ser­vice, was he?

Char­lotte, North Car­oli­na

You Say That Every Day.

As­sis­tant: Did you know that dogs get breast can­cer?
Su­per­vi­sor: What?
As­sis­tant: I used to work at a vet of­fice, and they would bring in dogs with breast can­cer!
Su­per­vi­sor, af­ter googling it: Yeah, I guess they do!
As­sis­tant: Oh, re­al­ly?! I made that up!
Su­per­vi­sor: I’m done with you.

New York City, New York

Over­heard by: Dig­it­dy