Archive for the ‘Questions’ Category

12PM Lunch

Cowork­er: Who won the World Cup game?
Su­per­vi­sor: Ghana beat the U.S.
Cowork­er: Aw, I want­ed the U.S. to win!
Su­per­vi­sor: Why? The U.S. wins every­thing. That’s why we have the Olympics.

1145 East 4th Street
Tuc­son, Ari­zona

Over­heard by: Rasputin

When Will Peo­ple Learn?

Le­gal as­sis­tant #1: Do you know Andy Sam­berg?
Le­gal as­sis­tant #2: Yes.
Le­gal as­sis­tant #1: What was his oth­er song? Not “I’m on a boat”…
Le­gal as­sis­tant #2: “Jizz in my pants”?
Le­gal as­sis­tant #1: Oh, I thought it was “jizz on my face”. Wait… Am I on speak­er­phone?
Le­gal as­sis­tant #2: Yes.
(of­fice erupts in laugh­ter)

Irvine, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Le­gal Amuse­ment