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Why “Can I Help You With Any­thing?” Can Be a Dan­ger­ous Ques­tion.

Large ef­fem­i­nate guy with Ger­man ac­cent: These are the metal­lic pen­cils you do not have! (waves cray­ola box at em­ploy­ee)
Em­ploy­ee: Okay… Sir?
Ger­man guy: Do you know vat I am mak­ing? A por­trait of Al Pa­ci­no! To re­al­ly cap­ture his man­li­ness! Once I did a pic­ture in char­coal but my art teacher said to re­al­ly get the ef­fect, I vould haf to burn it!

Joan­n’s Fab­rics
Los An­ge­les, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: many­bells­down