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Ja­son Learns of Places Even Worse Than In­di­anapo­lis

Bus­boy: I’m join­ing the na­tion­al guard next week. You get lots of tu­ition for on­ly one week­end a month and two weeks a year.
Man­ag­er: Yeah, right. Pick me up a key chain from Bagh­dad, would you?

Cir­cle Cen­tre Mall
In­di­anapo­lis, In­di­ana

Over­heard by: Shat­man­du

On the Oth­er Hand, Your Par­ents Will Al­ways Be There to Bail You Out

Em­ploy­ee: It’s scary when your own gov­ern­ment is telling you that the un­em­ploy­ment rate will raise and econ­o­my will wors­en.
Friend: Hmm. De­bat­able.
Em­ploy­ee: It’s like your par­ents telling you that you’re go­ing to be a junkie in the com­ing year.

Pis­cat­away, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Car­o­line