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Trans­la­tion: You Are Mine, to Use and Abuse As I See Fit

Pro­fes­sor: So we’ll have lab meet­ing on Mon­day, then.
Grad stu­dent: Um, that’s La­bor Day, so peo­ple will prob­a­bly be away.
Pro­fes­sor: Away? Why?
Grad stu­dent: Be­cause it’s a fed­er­al hol­i­day?
Pro­fes­sor: Well, we’re not fed­er­al, so we don’t take fed­er­al hol­i­days.

Johns Hop­kins Uni­ver­si­ty
Bal­ti­more, Mary­land

Over­heard by: Lab­Cat