Tech guy: Yeah, so I tried to open the file, and it said some­thing, some­thing, file can’t open, some­thing.
Client ser­vices girl: Gee, thanks, tech.

1619 Broad­way
New York, New York

Graph­ics ed­i­tor: Did she get a makeover?
Pro­duc­er who yelled at me for no rea­son: Uh…she’s got a dif­fer­ent out­fit.

12 W. 27th Street
New York, NY

Work­er #1: Do you know a sab­bat­i­cal is?
Work­er #2: Is­n’t that when you don’t have sex?
Work­er #3: I think pro­fes­sors take sab­bat­i­cals?
Work­er #2: Was­n’t Ross on a sab­bat­i­cal?
Work­er #3: I think it’s a break from work­ing.
Work­er #2: So I was right. A pros­ti­tute on sab­bat­i­cal would­n’t have sex.

4725 Peachtree Cor­ners Cir­cle
Nor­cross, Geor­gia

Co-work­er #1: I like work­ing with you guys, ’cause you guys are wild.
Co-work­er #2: My “wild” fell off a long time ago.

1301 River­place Boule­vard
Jack­sonville, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Sum Ting