Coworker: Oh, you know what? I'm retarded.
East Windsor, Connecticut
Archive for the ‘People’ Category
Just So Long as They Clipped Those Whiskers
Graphics editor: Did she get a makeover?
Producer who yelled at me for no reason: Uh…she’s got a different outfit.
12 W. 27th Street
New York, NY
Even a Better Investment Than Her College Tuition
Office guy: So I told her I would give her $15,000 and a ladder to elope. And that she could keep the ladder when she got back.
Stratford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Zaphod B.
Unless You Seriously Consider a Boob Job
Office grunt: Tony*, you're retarded–of course you're going to be poor!
Wall Street
New York City, New York
3PM Smoke Break
Worker #1: Do you know a sabbatical is?
Worker #2: Isn’t that when you don’t have sex?
Worker #3: I think professors take sabbaticals?
Worker #2: Wasn’t Ross on a sabbatical?
Worker #3: I think it’s a break from working.
Worker #2: So I was right. A prostitute on sabbatical wouldn’t have sex.
4725 Peachtree Corners Circle
Norcross, Georgia
Oh, Sorry, the Thingamajig Was Fubarred By the Whatzit and Corrupted Your Jimmyjam
Tech guy: Yeah, so I tried to open the file, and it said something, something, file can’t open, something.
Client services girl: Gee, thanks, tech.
1619 Broadway
New York, New York
1PM Lunch
Co-worker #1: I like working with you guys, ’cause you guys are wild.
Co-worker #2: My “wild” fell off a long time ago.
1301 Riverplace Boulevard
Jacksonville, Florida
Overheard by: Sum Ting
If He’s an Idiot and Can Steal Your Clients, That Makes You What?
Sales guy: Jason*, quit calling into my sales territory! You are a freaking poacher!
Jason: Poacher? I don’t even like eggs.
Sales guy: You’re an idiot.
6400 Congress Avenue
Boca Raton, Florida
Overheard by: Fried Egg
Hate Baseball. Love Northerners
Coworker to another: Are you a Yankee fan or a baseball fan?
E 42nd street
New York City, New York
Eventually, You Run Out of Things to Say to Your Conjoined Twin
Admin to boss: Well, you're totally opposite from me, but we have different brains.
Seattle, Washington