Archive for the ‘Parents’ Category

Those Who Can’t Do, Teach

Boss’s 80-year-old dad: I don’t think I am go­ing to keep my re­al­tor’s li­cense.
Boss’s 80-year-old mom: Okay… Then what are you go­ing to do?
Boss’s 80-year-old dad: I’ll be­come a sex ther­a­pist!

126 York Street
Elmhurst, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Joanie

Al­so the Idea be­hind In­ter­net Porn

Man re­fer­ring to stuffed beaver’s tail with ‘Do not touch’ sign: Can my daugh­ter touch this?
Work­er: No.
Man to daugh­ter: You can’t touch it, hon­ey, be­cause Miss Sen­so­ry De­pri­va­tion over here wants you to touch with your eyes, not with your hands.

Ster­ling, Vir­ginia

I Got That Ages Ago

Mom: Oooh, guess what I got while I was in At­lanta yes­ter­day?
Daugh­ter, fak­ing ex­cite­ment: Her­pes?!
Mom: No, I got– Wait, what?!

Mall
Geor­gia

Over­heard by: P‑Nuckle