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Pissed Off v. Pissed On (Worst Ae­sop’s Fa­ble Ever)

A hand­i­capped client has had to be re­strained for as­sault­ing a staff.

Co-work­er #1: Your be­hav­iour was com­plete­ly out of line. You hit me, tried to bite me and pissed all over my leg. How would you like it if I pissed on you if I was an­gry at you?
Client: I would­n’t like it.
Co-work­er #1: Hey [Jake], when you are an­gry at your girl­friend, do you piss all over her and try to bite her?
Co-work­er #2: No, I don’t. We talk things out and lis­ten to each oth­er. Why did you piss on us dur­ing the re­straint?
Client: You guys were not lis­ten­ing to me.

2a Or­monde Av­enue
St. Catharines, On­tario