CSR on phone: No ma’am… If I was out trying to bang my dick in a bar I wouldn’t take the time to call you back.
Atlanta, Georgia
Archive for the ‘On the phone’ Category
In Totally Unrelated News, I’d Like to Request Maid Service
85-year-old client: I’ve been sick all morning but I’ll tell you what: the best way to cure diarrhea is by drinking wine!
Sales manager on phone: Oh… Um… Really?
Hotel
Dulles, Virginia
Overheard by: Rather Disgusted
There Are 14 Million Of Us in Mumbai, You Know
Woman in cubicle on call with overseas agent: Oh, hello… were you in Slumdog Millionaire?
Confused customer service agent: What?
Ottawa
Canadia
Overheard by: poking my eyes out with my pen
Good Thing I Practice Safe Socks
Sheepish cube dweller trying to be quiet: Yeah. This is Angie* from last night. I think I left my gym shoes in your car last night when we were done.
Rockville, Maryland
Overheard by: Septimus
Before Bible Study
Manager, training new employee: If they call and are interested in strap-on play and ask for, say, mistress Lola, tell them she’s been roaming the halls with her strap-on, humping the walls.
New employee, with wide eyes: Really?
Established employee, passing by: Only on Sundays.
Grand & Ogden
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Yes, It’s a BDSM Dungeon
I Like to Keep My Look Current
Woman on phone: Tomorrow I have to go to the alternation place to get my dress alternated.
Schaumburg, Illinois
Overheard by: Emily
The Two Major Choices for Young Ladies Nowadays
Cubicle mate on phone: Yeah, that’s so me. Wait, now what is this called? Well I’d rather be a dog walker than a porn star!
Topeka, Kansas
10AM Brainstorming Session
Creative director on phone: Maybe the guy goes up and kicks the bear in the balls…I don’t know.
111 E. Wacker Drive
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Hear No Evil
Another Reason Not to Take Advice from People with Footwear Issues
Guy with loafers but no socks on cell: Hi son, it’s me. Am I going to see you at the club tonight, or are you staying home? Oh, okay. So did you switch your class schedule? So now you’re taking gym instead of business law? Terrific! That’s great. Okay, see you soon. Bye.
New Haven, Connecticut
Overheard by: who calls their son
Don’t Want Him to Get What I Got
Peon on phone, about his son: … So I bought him condoms… Yes, Mom, I know he’s 15, but I was having sex at 15…
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: amused and disgusted all at once
