Coworker on phone: Hi, may I speak to your moaner? I mean, “owner”?
Mustang, Oklahoma
Archive for the ‘Oklahoma’ Category
Those Team-Building Exercises Are Really Paying Off
Editor-in-chief to opinion editor: Liberal and short. If I had to describe you in two words, that’d be it. Well, only if I couldn’t use the word ‘bitch.’
Newsroom, Oklahoma State University-Stillwater
Stillwater, Oklahoma
Overheard by: The Opinionator
The Things We Underwear-Users Take for Granted
Old lady on cell: Well, I went commando once, but the whole day I was just super paranoid. What if it got flies in it or something?
3501 Quail Springs Parkway
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Are You Coming Onto Me, Sir?
Boss: I'm Mexican, but I love tacos.
Tulsa, Oklahoma
How Labia Piercing Originated
Female voice from bathroom stall: Ah man, I got my earring in the wrong hole!
N. Classen
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: oh really
Some Days Oklahoma Is Not OK
Pretty girl: Sorry, I got distracted by my trash can!
Tulsa, Oklahoma
That's the Only Way It Can Be Watched, Honey
Customer service rep, randomly: Oh my god, I wanna watch Flashdance so bad!
Tulsa, Oklahoma
When Lifestyles Collide
Receptionist: I slept a lot this weekend, 'cuz I drank a lot, you know? I woke up at 5:30 yesterday afternoon, which, you know, just hurt my feelings.
Boss: What?
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: freudian flip
Before I Order I Want You Both to Wash Your Hands, Okay?
Cube rat to another: … Or you could try masturbating five times in one day!
Customer, entering moments before: [Clears her throat.]Cube rats: … Shit.
NW 39th Street
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
It's Way Over Your Editors' Heads
CSR #1: Everyone says that Jesus was on the bookshelf the whole time. But what if he wasn't on the bookshelf…
CSR #2: People will put Jesus wherever they want to put him.
CSR #1: Oh my god, that's so deep!
Tulsa, Oklahoma