Archive for the ‘Oklahoma’ Category

2PM Re­view Can­di­dates

Boss #1: We can use [Derek] as our field su­per­vi­sor; he knows how to do the work.
Boss #2: Is he still a drunk?
Boss #1: Yeah. His wife left him.
Boss #2: He has al­ways been a drinker.
Boss #1: So we’ll put him in charge of every­thing and he can run the crews. We’ll pay his ex­pens­es and give him the com­pa­ny truck.
Boss #2: Okay. Sounds good to me. Maybe stuff will start get­ting done now.

8221 NW Ex­press­way Street
Ok­la­homa City, Ok­la­homa

It’s Ei­ther That or Get One of Those Helper Mon­keys

Ed­i­tor #1: I have fin­ger toes.
Pho­tog­ra­ph­er: You mean like long and bony?
Ed­i­tor #1: Yeah, I can, like, pick stuff up with them.
Ed­i­tor #2: Do you pinch peo­ple with them?
Ed­i­tor #1: Yeah. I al­ways pinch [my wife]. She hates it.
Ed­i­tor #2: God is just prepar­ing you for when you lose your arms.

333 North Merid­i­an
Ok­la­homa City, Ok­la­homa

Over­heard by: fransen comes alive

Then I Got to Think­ing That Maybe I Am Julie and Don’t Know It

Co-Work­er: Hel­lo?
Voice on phone: Is Julie there?
Co-Work­er: No. I’m sor­ry, but you have the wrong num­ber.
Voice on phone: Oh, okay. Sor­ry.
Co-Work­er: No prob­lem.

Phone im­me­di­ate­ly rings again.

Co-Work­er: Lis­ten, man, you have the wrong num­ber.
Voice on phone: Are you sure this is your num­ber? I checked, and this is the same num­ber that my friend Julie gave me. Could you call your num­ber and ask her to call me back?
Co-Work­er: Sure, just as soon as I get off the phone with you. [Hangs up phone] Jack­ass.

1200 Sov­er­eign Row
Ok­la­homa City, Ok­la­homa