Archive for the ‘Oklahoma’ Category

It’s Ei­ther That or Get One of Those Helper Mon­keys

Ed­i­tor #1: I have fin­ger toes.
Pho­tog­ra­ph­er: You mean like long and bony?
Ed­i­tor #1: Yeah, I can, like, pick stuff up with them.
Ed­i­tor #2: Do you pinch peo­ple with them?
Ed­i­tor #1: Yeah. I al­ways pinch [my wife]. She hates it.
Ed­i­tor #2: God is just prepar­ing you for when you lose your arms.

333 North Merid­i­an
Ok­la­homa City, Ok­la­homa

Over­heard by: fransen comes alive

Then I Got to Think­ing That Maybe I Am Julie and Don’t Know It

Co-Work­er: Hel­lo?
Voice on phone: Is Julie there?
Co-Work­er: No. I’m sor­ry, but you have the wrong num­ber.
Voice on phone: Oh, okay. Sor­ry.
Co-Work­er: No prob­lem.

Phone im­me­di­ate­ly rings again.

Co-Work­er: Lis­ten, man, you have the wrong num­ber.
Voice on phone: Are you sure this is your num­ber? I checked, and this is the same num­ber that my friend Julie gave me. Could you call your num­ber and ask her to call me back?
Co-Work­er: Sure, just as soon as I get off the phone with you. [Hangs up phone] Jack­ass.

1200 Sov­er­eign Row
Ok­la­homa City, Ok­la­homa

Psh, Like That Mat­ters

Sec­re­tary: Wait, don’t you have to be in the mil­i­tary to run for pres­i­dent?
Work­er: No. I’ve tak­en karate in the past, so I get to skip that step.
Sec­re­tary: Oh… But do you re­al­ly think you’d get enough votes?

5000 South Lewis Av­enue
Tul­sa, Ok­la­homa

Over­heard by: Whoa Now